TOS Temporary Caption Contest #4: Happy Assassin

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: "Berman and Braga should be along any second now, Fuck with cannon shall they"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, offscreen: "Where is that pointed-eared cocksucker?"
<Spock fires.>

 

[Rat Boy]

T'Was no exploding rock that felled Lieutenant Mallory. Nay, t'was a Vulcan in the reeds.

 

[NovusInceptum]

Sulu left the blinker on yet again...

Spock plans revenge on the producers for "Spock's Brain."

 

[cooleddie74]

KANG:"Now THAT is an awfully big chicken roaster sign."

SPOCK:"My rods and cones are all screwed up!!"

SPOCK BOND 007.3456970102

Licence to Calculate

 

[cooleddie74]

Carrot Top DID prove to be funny.

As he was slowly vaporized by the Enterprise's reactor core.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty's monthly drag show amused some, shocked some.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: I said, "Not now, Madeline." And I mean it.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Pew. Pew.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock's vegetarianism took a back seat when fresh bacon was possible.

Nicely timed, I just found The Perry Bible Fellowship too

Nah, I was just hungry, is all.

Joe, ever so

Didn't think you were plagiarising! Just a nice comic coincidence. Also, quoting you gives me the chance to fix that typo I made.

 

[galleywest]

Spock: Pew. Pew.

Simple, effective, brilliant.

Once Upon a Time on Vulcan:
Kirk (offscreen): Are you a VulCAN or a VulCAN'T?
Spock: *fires phaser*

 

[galleywest]

Hooray! The movie did well! We can leave prop storage!

 

[Nerys Myk]

As the herd of tribbles moved towards the Quadrotriticale fields, Spock took careful aim at its leader.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Pew. Pew.

Simple, effective, brilliant.

Thanks. I almost didn't do it because I thought surely someone must've beaten me to the punch. Then I double-checked and sure 'nuff no one did.

Spock: I've got your Kobayashi Maru right here, buddy.

 

[M'Sharak]

You never knew quite what was going to happen when Carl decided it was
time to let it all hang out, but the results were frequently... entertaining.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: Pew. Pew.

Reminds me of the sound my 2 year old nephew makes when he grabs his older 1/2 brothers Star Wars guns only he makes the farting sound,

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: Pew. Pew.

Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb

 

[johcomp]

Kirk: Ain't it great watchin the son of Jor-El squirming in that molecule chamber!!

Kang: And now he'll kneel!!!

Spock: Captian, I am most concerned that the lights are on out here rather than in there!

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: It's my solution to the Kobayashi Maru: Go back in time and shoot the guy who invented it.

Kirk: Ok, but after this I wanna pay a little visit to Samuel Taylor Coleridge before he finishes a certain poem.

Spock: Oh? Which one?

Kirk: Kubla Khaaaaaaaaaan.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: It's my solution to the Kobayashi Maru: Go back in time and shoot the guy who invented it.

Kirk: "You are forgetting one detail, aren't you?"

Spock: "What's that?"

Kirk: "You invented the Kobayashi Maru."

*pause*

Spock: "Shit."