TOS Temporary Caption Contest #4: Happy Assassin

[Shatmandu]

There were two reactions to the "T'Pau's T'Errible T'Hreesome" stag film.

 

[Rat Boy]

Announcer: "Star Trek was filmed before a live studio audience."

 

[M'Sharak]

Leonard was less than amused at the latest prank involving his bicycle.

Spock's vegetarianism took a back seat when fresh bacon was possible.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kang and Kirk were amused by the Britney Spears topless photos. Mara and Spock, not so much.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Trek's budget for the third season was so low that the lighting department was reduced to using fast-food heaters.

Nimoy: So that's what cooking ham smells like.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: (To Burger King cashier) "What the fuck do you mean you're not selling Star Trek glasses anymore?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Somehow, the First Officer was not informed when a security camera was put in the men's sauna.

The crew views an historical document: Trip Tucker's secret cell phone camera footage of T'Pol taking a shower.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kang: "Ah, very good. I see no need to conquer your species, so long as you continue providing us with this America's Funniest Home Videos program."

Spock (whispering): "Jim, that show was canceled in the..."

Kirk (whispering): "Quiet! I think I might have just bought us ten years to figure something out."

 

[Shatmandu]

You can tell a lot about a person by seeing if they like TJ Hooker reruns or not.

Kang: "This 'Pull My Finger' program would go over very well on the Klingon homeworld."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The Star Trek Variety Hour is a Roddenberry Production, in association with Dick Clark Television.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock's vegetarianism took a back seat when fresh bacon was possible.

Nicely time, I just found The Perry Bible Fellowship too

 

[Shatmandu]

Herb Solow, offscreen: "Let me connect this TV to the closed-circuit camera we've got in Gene's office ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock's vegetarianism took a back seat when fresh bacon was possible.

Nicely time, I just found The Perry Bible Fellowship too

Nah, I was just hungry, is all.

Joe, ever so

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Leaving the engineering section's heat lamp on is funny?

Curious turn of events."

"I'll ask you one more time, Professor...

WHERE ALL THE WHITE SHAPESHIFTERS AT?"

 

[cooleddie74]

The new Romulan sterility ray quietly affected every male humanoid on the Enterprise but Spock.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kang: "Stupid human tricks huh Captain?"
Kirk: "Yes Mr Sulu gets like that on Sake, but the wedding dress is something new"

Spock: "Be vewwy, vewwy quiet...I'm hunting wabbits! "

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: So,tell me punk. Do you feel lucky?

 

[Shatmandu]

Things got rough for the stranded landing party when Spock decided to ration the toilet paper.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

"OK, now that I'm across the street, let's see those little bastards ring my doorbell and try to run!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

BUGS: eeeh, whats' up Spock?

SPOCK: I am endevouring to hunt rabbits.

Shit I didn't even see this one when I made my post.