TOS Temporary Caption Contest #2: Boil Order

[Gary7]

Simon: "Look, I've told you once and I won't say it again. We've had enough River Dance auditions. It's boring, you're boring, and you didn't make the grade. Now move along."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"What? Somethin' wrong?"

SCOTTY:"Not sure. Do you smell cabbage and keep hearing a squeaking noise?"

 

[Gary7]

Scotty: "I see yer hittin' the mint juleps again, doctor. What'd the captain say about drinking on the job?"

McCoy: "Bugger off!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: New Yeoman?

MCCOY: Yep, Give the Captain a minute or two.

 

[Rat Boy]

The awkward pause after they both simultaneously admit that they're addicted to John and Kate Plus Eight.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTT: Every drop of alcohol on the ship?

MCCOY: All under lock and key and he has the key.

SCOTT: The Captain kinna come back from shore leave soon enough.

 

[S'kai]

Chekov: And then thees old Spock tells me that in the future the Keptin, a Doctor, and a willian vill all be bald. Bald! I tell you.

 

[Shaw]

Scotty: The aliens that boarded the ship, can you describe them Doctor?
McCoy: There were two of them, bipedal in nature, wearing drab clothing... except for around the neck of the leader there is a brightly colored piece of cloth.
Doohan: Aye, I guess that is it then. What do you have lined up next DeForest? I hear Bill landed a margarine commercial.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Ah, I see now... you mean dhose pliers! Pliz... be weeer-ry careful!"

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "What's the password?"

Scotty: "Fidelio."

McCoy: "Yes, that IS the password. For admittance. And what is the password for the house?"

Scotty: "Doctor, dunna mess with me--I'm invited an' I'm goin' in!"

 

[Bri]

Von day I'll be able to lose this shitty accent and pester another show entirely! I'll be a villain named after a classic author, too!

I'm still not going to sleep with you.

We're going to be the first to leave the mortal coil Deforest.

That green blooded son of a bitch is going to outlive me?