TOS Temporary Caption Contest #2: Boil Order

[Gary7]

Scotty: "Fidelio."

McCoy: "Uh.... where's your mask?"

 

[Kirby]

McCoy: Scotty, I need to talk to you about your diet. I saw you eat an entire pizza last night.

Scotty: Not to worry Doctor, I have a fast metabolism, always have. My weight never fluctuates more than a pound at most. I'll be able to fit into this uniform 40 years from now.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

McCoy: "Tastes... great!"

Scotty: "Less filling, and I'll not hear another word about it!"

 

[Hambone]

SCOTTY: Do you want to come back to my place?

McCOY: I thought you'd never ask.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Nobody breaks up with Mongomery Scott. No-fuckin'-body."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "If I don't have a brother named Piotr, then who was the guy who came into my room every night and stole my dirty underpants?"

 

[Steven Of Nine]

As usual, laugh riots. But 4 pages in and no photoshopped images? I got to learn how to use that...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Where the muliticolored cubes come from:

SCOTTY: This groups ready for processing.

MCCOY: About time, I'm famished!

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Who would stand in line to wax the Captain's chest?"
McCoy: "At thirty bucks a pop, who gives a shit? Let 'em line up."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"What's wrong?"

SCOTTY:"Just rememberin' my old sidekick from the station on Delta Vega. Damn bloody shame I had to end up eating the wee bastard when the Starfleet food packs ran out."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Remember?

You said you couldn't be vit me anymore ven you kept getting velour burn on you ven we vere intimate."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHEKOV: I vas unavere der was dat much patchouli oil in the Galaxy.

 

[Bad Atom]

Scotty: "Do ya think anyone can come up with a funny caption for us that doesn't involve references to the new movie, Photoshopping, fart jokes or gay Sulu references?"
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a comedy writer."

 

[Triskelion]

Scotty: After I found out who transported me into a water tank, I replaced his service record photo with a photoshop of Sulu buggerin' the poor bastard. An' then the BBSers turned it into a bathhouse party.
McCoy: Pweeeeeeet? Pardon me, it must be all that lunch I ate.
Scotty: Is it Chalupe Tuesday already?

 

[Rat Boy]

Space Hippy meets Space Emo.

 

[Triskelion]

I appreciate the offer, but I alvays have my hair crocheted by a little old lady in Leningrad.

- So, uh, Doctor McCoy, not too, uh, not too many people in the halls today.
- Viagara?
- Extra strength, please.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"I've got me WEE eye on you. I'm onto ya!"

McCOY:"Why don't you keep your wee dick off me while you're at it? Drunk or not...you're creepier than Spock's eyebrow when you do that."

 

[cooleddie74]

THE CLOD SQUAD: THE NEXT GENERATION

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I'm telling you, the licking of the wagina vas a Russian inwention! As vas the wibrator!"

 

[cooleddie74]

IRINA:"Do you like it on dees ship?"

CHEKOV:"Vell...most of de time...NOT ven Sulu tries to spoon me at de helm console...but other dan dat..."