TOS Caption Contest..Damn Near Spockless

[Jonas Grumby]

Galway: "Yes, Doctor, I'm the one who broke Lieutenant Sulu's nose! But he asked for it! He cornered me in the corridor and said, 'Better be careful! My lizard is out! And he bites!'"
McCoy: "Well, Lieutenant, I suggest you look on the wall behind you and then go apologize to Lieutenant Sulu."

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kirk grudgingly handed over the mic as the audience made it clear they wanted to "Rock out with their Spock out."

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "Where I come from they don't call this rape. Well, actually they do, but let's not quibble over details, ok?"

 

[Mistral]

McCoy decided to pull a fast one on Kirk right in the middle of the ninja throwing spike competition.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NIMOY: How much did you pay the director this time?

 

[Gary7]

NIMOY: How much did you pay the director this time?

Shatner: "Len, are you really that insecure? You really think I'd bribe the director to obscure you for even just a few frames?"
Nimoy: "If the past serves as any example, Bill..."
Deforest: "Alright, knock it off you two, or we won't ever see a 4th season!"

 

[Bob Karo]

McCoy: Damn it, Christine! I'm a doctor not a veterinarian!

Chapel: rolls eyes Too mean, Doctor...

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: About time you got here, poor Christine's been working solo!!! These uniforms don't sew themselves!!!

GALWAY: Actually...

 

[Captain April]

Hand me the mic Bones and turn the volume waaay up. I'll teach those Klingon bastards a thing or two.

 

[Captain April]

Galway: I've just come from the Captain's quarters.

McCoy: Nurse Chapel, one morning after hypo, stat.

 

[Drob]

McCoy: You can stop pouting, Uhura wants her old legs back by this afternoon.

 

[Drob]

Kirk: What do you mean you're not in the mood? I thought puppeteering your arms for forty minutes while singing the chicken song was pretty romantic.

 

[Drob]

First contact with planet Freestyle-ee IV was a disaster.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "This is an exotic, high-tech, futuristic heartbeat detector, right, Bones?
McCoy: "Shure."

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "Shure."

 

[T'Girl]

Shatner: "I have to do something to increase my screen time over that of Nimoy's. Here Dee, help me block Leonard's face for the duration of this scene."

Kelley: "Shure."

 

[jep]

McCoy: "Ah, Galway, there you are. I was just explaining to Nurse Chapel that it's considered rude to start eating before your guests arrive."

Chapel: "Step off bitch, I was hungry."


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[bobarino]

Chapel: I can't believe Galway is 23 looking like that.
McCoy: I can't believe she's standing right behind listening to your comment
Galway: And I can't believe you're still trying to pass yourself off as a blonde Nurse Chapel

 

[phenyx2]

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "No, you go on 'Idol.' I'm more a 'Dancing With the Stars' kind of a guy."