TOS Caption Contest #96 - Bent Over

[Gepard]

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Kirk: "You know, you could try using Morse code."

Pike: **- *--* -*-- --- **- *-* *** *- *** *** **** --- *-** *

Okay, I have to know...what does that say?

 

[Outpost4]

College is college, even for a 23rd century psychologist.

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "Would you mind if I switched you to 105.7 for a bit? The tenth caller gets front row tickets to Van Halen and I need to know when to call."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "Chris, what were you thinking? Barebacking an Orion? I mean, I'm not going to say 'I told you so,' but... c'mon!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Okay, I've got to go to the store. I'm going to put a Star Trek: The Motion Picture DVD in for you to watch ... <does so, leaves>"

Pike: "Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep ..."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Kirk "That's what I call an Obamanation"

 

[Rat Boy]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/940070/kirkpike.jpg

Kirk: "You know, you could try using Morse code."

Pike: **- *--* -*-- --- **- *-* *** *- *** *** **** --- *-** *

Okay, I have to know...what does that say?

It says, and I quote, "Up yours, asshole."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Hey, your old Number One says 'Hi.'"
Pike: "Beep."
Kirk: "Yeah, I beefed her in the back of a shuttlecraft last night."
Pike: "Beep-beep. Beep-beep. Beep-beep ..."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Kirk "Yeah....too much of Alberto's can do that to you."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Is this the girl who said I was fat and bald?"
Pike: "Beep-beep."
Kirk: "Rand, you can go. Uhura, get your ass in here ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "Tab you name, money I name, otherwise acid trip nooooooooooo!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Beam down some toilet paper, too, damn it!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I just cleaned you fifteen minutes ago.

I mean...come ON. You haven't even eaten anything else!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

In space...no one can hear you toke.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

I just can't seem to stop myself!!

 

[Outpost4]

Rush hour at the edge of the galaxy.

 

[cooleddie74]

Friends Don't Let Friends Beep Drunk.(tm)

 

[cooleddie74]

Try the pill with Carl Spock's face on it.



Come on.

I dare ya.

 

[Rat Boy]

Thankfully, Seth MacFarlane gave up marijuana before this episode of Family Guy was allowed to air.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Could you hurry up Scotty? Standing like this is a bit uncomfortable.


SCOTT: Aye, and it's about to get worse...