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TOS Caption Contest #93 - Up To No Good

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For the first time ever, Spock went out on a limb.

Did it really take this long for one of us to say that? :cardie:

How about "Spock is really branching out"?
 
Everybody take your boughs and PLEASE lock this thread!

Though admittedly its bark is worse than its...dutch elm disease.
 
Agreed!

I love most of these captions, but we need to padlock this puppy and end it once and for all.
 
I guess I've misjudged and underestimated falling off a log my whole damn life, then.:lol:
 
I can't quit you.

Original bit, from the first draft script:

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<Kirk surveys the situation, paying close attention to the freshly-fucked female.>
Kirk: "Ahem. I always get the girl."
<Pulls out phaser and stuns Spock. Spock falls to the ground.>
Kirk, into Communicator: "Four to beam up."
Fade.
The End.
 
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SULU:"If this thread isn't closed soon, sir, he's going to SPOT WELD to that damn limb!"
 
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Chapel: You look at it. I'm pregnant!
McCoy: But how...?
Chapel: I guess we're just having this baby!
McCoy: ...


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SPOCK:
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall.
Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all!

KIRK: Quickly...get the Euthanax 5!
 
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