TOS Caption Contest #93 - Up To No Good

[cooleddie74]

LEILA:"Don't ask me, Captain.

One moment he kisses me...the next he throws up, squats and defecates in the grass, screams about the Moon Men in his rectum and climbs up there."

 

[Mallory]

Firepoles on Vulcan operated on a decidedly different principle to those on Earth.

 

[Outpost4]

It isn't a festival without a piñata.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NIMOY: Can someone just yell cut!!!!

 

[RobertScorpio]

Kirk "What out Ensign Mathews, Spock is about to drop a load!!"

 

[RobertScorpio]

Majel "Asshole Shatner. I need some cash. Dee, could you get him to sign this so I can sell it on EBAY?"

 

[Gertch]

Kirk had hoped he would never witness the Vulcan Pon Farht. He took solace in not being alone.

 

[Outpost4]

The monorail ride was Spock's favorite at Disneyland.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Bourbon and beans; a deadly combination."

 

[Shatmandu]

(AP) The dignity that Leonard Nimoy brought to the character of Spock on Star Trek died today ...

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Fraternity prank, my ass!
Kirk: Yup.
Sulu: Got that right.

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "I've never been more turned on in my life ..."

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Mr Spock said he was going to catch us some squirrels for lunch."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Spock, get down here."
Blond Trollop: "Oh, just wait. Last time, he fell off when he reached around and nerve-pinched his t'aint."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"If he scats...I ain't cleaning it up."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Can you sign this for me, Leonard?

Damn JAG office back home. I got jury duty."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: "So you actually managed to tie them together around that limb?"
Leila: "Serves him right for where he tried to put the second one."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

 

[Mallory]

Spock's budding career as logger on Omicron Ceti III quickly came to end.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Spock, get down from there! We're beaming up without you, dammit! Spock!"