TOS Caption Contest #93 - Up To No Good

[Rat Boy]

Chapel: "Doctor, I'm afraid someone charged ten hours worth of gay porn to your room last night."

McCoy: "SULU!"

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Crap, it does say Captain's Log."
Kirk: "Told ya."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: I've got a woodie!
Sulu: Oh, my!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Hey Len, Bronson's gone home for the day, you can come down now."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Chapel; Doctor... I thought this was your case book for the day...
McCoy; Ah. Um, it was from a gynaecological seminar I was at. On Rigel VI.
Chapel; Sure. Um... I'm going to go shower now.

 

[Outpost4]

Spock had a lot to learn about camouflage.

 

[Sir Rhosis]

Kelowitz <thinking>: Got to come up with a caption; extras never get anything clever to say in these contests; maybe I can tie this in with my appearance in "Galileo Seven," think, damn you, say something funny. . . uh. . . Spock, tree, girl, Kirk, gay guy. . . getting nothing. Fuck! </thinking>

 

[Sir Rhosis]

"Hey Len, Bronson's gone home for the day, you can come down now."

Depends on your knowledge of the behind-the-scenes goings on, but this made me laugh!

 

[Mallory]

Oddly enough, sloth was also one of Vulcan's Seven Deadly Sins.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAPEL: You promised that you'd stop using!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Better call his mom. He's stuck again

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "So did you read it? What did you think?"
Chapel: "I'm sorry. You're a Doctor, not a scriptwriter."

Kirk: "It's the first time I've ever heard a Vulcan go 'Eeek!'"

Sulu: "Not me."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chapel: "Welcome back. Kirk's got a rash on his penis, Scotty's knees have rugburns down to the bone, and Sulu's ass has prolapsed again."
McCoy, shaking head: "Typical Monday ..."

 

[Outpost4]

"I started drinking regularly, ritually, during the second or third year of our series. The minute we finished the last shot I would have a drink."
- Leonard Nimoy, Daily Telegraph

Occasionally, Nimoy didn't wait until the end of the day.

 

[Outpost4]

Chapel: Sign my Hillary For VP petition?

 

[terranova]

Chapel: Lenoard McCoy?
McCoy: Yes?
Chapel: You've been served.

Kirk: It's not that far to the ground Spock, just let go.
Spock: It's too far Jim.
Kirk: What is up with him?
Leila: He's afraid of heights Captain.
Kirk: He's afriad of heights, and he's in Starfleet?

 

[The Tone]

Chapel: My God, Doctor! Why would you need such a huge wallet?

McCoy: My dear, you should see the size of the condoms I keep in there.

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip - Episode 500 - What's going on ?

Chapel : I've read better Autobiographies then this one.

McCoy : Don't like "Up 'Till Now ?"

Chapel : Let's just say I'd thought it'd be longer then a leaflet.

Kirk : You just can't hang around here all day, Spock.

Spock : Sure I can.

Kirk : No, you can't.

Spock : Yes, I can.

Kirk : No, you can't.

Spock : Yes, I can.

Kelowitz : How long are they going to keep this up ?

Sulu : Don't ask.

 

[Ihlecreations]

The ID says George Costanza, and there are a few business cards for a Vandalay industries, aside from that its nothing but old receipts and junk.

Nimoy: (under his breath) fraggin saggin no good, carnsarn it, son of a... OOF!
Takei: Seriously how did you get his bike all the way up there.
Shatner: Trade secret.

 

[Ihlecreations]

Although Majel hated it, Gene would use her as betting collateral with the cast and crew, and she would go along for the most part but the look on her face said she wasn't enjoying it.