TOS Caption Contest #92 - Duck!

[Captain Kate]

Spock: 'See, Captain, this is what happens when you take crew training tips from Mr. Burns's softball team. Gigantism!'

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: 'See, Captain, this is what happens when you take crew training tips from Mr. Burns's softball team. Gigantism!'

Kirk: "I guess that's why no one's been able to find Ozzie Smith."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

"Price I name, otherwise Thermos, no."

 

[RobertScorpio]

Kirk: "I guess that's why no one's been able to find Ozzie Smith."[/QUOTE]

That was funny!!!.. I am a long time Padres fan, and letting him to the Cardinals for Templeton was..well..just dumb..

Rob
Scorpio

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: Beam me up Spock. This dump doesn't have any Hello Kitty collectibles.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Pike; "Hey, we have to go now. Is my Number One blow-up doll ready to go or not?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Yes, Number One, that Grignak guy is here. Sugar and cream?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Worst...flea market...EVER.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

"Position you name, Price I name, otherwise bone my young Ho, no."

 

[M'Sharak]

"What? Twenty-five credits for one thermos of coffee? I didn't think
Starbucks had made it out this far yet!"
"We're supposed to be getting our sign tomorrow, but I'm not so sure."

 

[cooleddie74]

VINA: "Is the double order of Cheesy Bread yours?"

 

[Outpost4]

Dr Haskins: It was a terrible accident, leaving me disfigured and barely able to speak. I was almost stuck, mute, in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. That would have been Hell!

 

[cooleddie74]

VINA:"What can I say?

Eighteen years alone with a group of men that is about 99% one-foot-in-the-grave and flaccid? At that point I'd do anything that wasn't a hundred and incontinent."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Deflectors just snapped on!

Sensors pick up a completely asinine Caption This thread...at 107 mark 5...closing fast!"

 

[Outpost4]

Shatner (to himself): That reminds me. I need to order a new hairpiece.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

SULU:"Deflectors just snapped on!

Sensors pick up a completely asinine Caption This thread...at 107 mark 5...closing fast!"

Kirk; Another one? Log it and catalogue it with the others.

 

[Gertch]

The crew tried valiantly to remain calm every Senior Officer Assless Chaps Saturday Strut.

 

[Shatmandu]

Pike: "Yes, Enterprise? Tell Number One I've found someone she can go Number Two on. It's code."

 

[cooleddie74]

HASKINS:"The contest is over, dear.

You can stop trying to get in the Captain's pants."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

"Ice cream?"
"Yeah, it grows in the bushes behind those rocks."
"But, we never thought to check..."
"Oh, so... you didn't see the cola fountain or the burger trees either, huh?"