TOS Caption Contest #92 - Duck!

[Rat Boy]

Vina desperately tries to warn Pike by blinking in Morse code, but alas it hadn't been used in two hundred years.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Hold on, Spock! Isn't this Ron Veto? Uhura, open a
channel to Starfleet Command... Admiral Malakai."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Pike began to have second thoughts about his skydiving instructors.

 

[Outpost4]

For Pike, it was love at first sight.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: Smile!

 

[Outpost4]

Pike's penis light was blinking, YES.

 

[cooleddie74]

BLUESHIRT NAVIGATOR:"Sir...deflectors just snapped on! I'm picking up a Vulcan male with same-sex arousal closing...FAST!!"

PIKE:"Good thing we found you here, Miss.

I've been so lonely since we left Rigel VII my wrist has been in the locked position for more than a week."

 

[Mallory]

Pike: Spock, call in the rest of the landing party. The pizza is here.

 

[Outpost4]

Pike: 30 minutes? This took 18 years!

 

[Michael]

Pike: Spock, call in the rest of the landing party. The pizza is here.

Oh my god, that is so funny!

 

[cooleddie74]

HASKINS:"That'll be 45 credits including the delivery charge.

Was the flask of cold soda yours as well?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Sulu...plot an intercept course for the Klingon warship...and engage at maximum warp. Spock...stop touching my ass."

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: My God! Look at that man's forehead. It's bigger than a drive-in movie theater screen!

Spock: Captain, you are thinking aloud again.

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Dr. Haskins, I presume?"

 

[SciFi75]

Pike: Let me get this straight. I give you the thermos of coffee and I get your daughter for the night?

Dr Haskins: Hey, it's been a long time since I had a cup of coffee. Toss in a donut and I'll guarantee that she'll make you scream.

 

[NovusInceptum]

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Kirk: This proves the theory of multiple universes! Every time I walk past the helm, there's a different navigator!

Old man: "I can't let you take this woman's virginity on-screen!"
Pike: "Who cares? This pilot will never make it to TV!"
Old man: "Well that's different. Here you go."

 

[Mysterion]

Look, if you're gonna hang around our yard sale all day mentally undressing my daughter you could at least buy something, damnit!

 

[Mallory]

Haskins: You know, you're not really camping if you spend the entire weekend on your cell phone.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Thursday nights was always bring your "Domestic Partner" to work night. Uhura and Chapel couldn't make it; but the three other pairs did.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Now say 'nuclear wessels.'"

Blueshirt: "What?"

Kirk: "You're fired. Next!"