TOS Caption Contest #92 - Duck!

[Gertch]

Pike: "Why yes. Even my thermos is happy to see you."

 

[Outpost4]

Pike: Number One, I've discovered where Phish is playing.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Sulu, why are you wearing a Science blue shirt?"
Sulu: "I'm over here, Sir."
Kirk: "Ah. Yes. "

 

[Captain Kate]

Spock just wasn't buying Kirk's used-ship sales patter, especially the bit about 'one careful owner'.

'I'm sorry, I just sold the last of my super-space-age back packs to a raggedy old man. Please try the car boot sale down the road.'

Upon its release, 'Buns of Vulcanised Steel' was an even bigger fitness craze than kicking the wall blocks in sickbay.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"This console come in another color?

Hussy-Red doesn't really suit this ship."

VINA:"Dr. Haskins says I'm very talented with my mouth. Would you like me to show you, Captain?"

T'ONYLITTLE'S Logic of Steel

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yes...Spock and I would like two BK Veggie Burgers with a side order each of fries and a medium drink."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Looking around the bridge, Kirk had a feeling his "rice picker" comment was about to come back and bite him in the ass.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Mind your panel, Sulu.

Your GAYDAR indicator is flashing green."

 

[Mallory]

Even in the 23rd Century, Jehovah's Witnesses continue to be an ever-present danger.

 

[cooleddie74]

VINA:"No...no, Captain...I have no idea where my eyeliner and blush came from.

Come to think of it...NOBODY here does."

 

[cooleddie74]

Spock's long-frustrated efforts to plant a paper KICK ME sign on the Captain's back finally bore fruit, if by the skin of his Vulcan teeth.

 

[Rat Boy]

New Voyages latest Chekov didn't really look the part.

 

[cooleddie74]

A last minute choice to hire Rupert the deli owner from the David Letterman show was met with much consternation.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Yes, these are my... pillars, as you call them, but
I have no knowledge of this... Victor Mature?"

 

[Triskelion]

The new ensign had no idea he was about to be the victim of one of Kirk's favorite hazing rituals. As Kirk readied his court martial speech, Spock readied the whoopee cushion.

Pike: You guys know where I can get a Hello Kitty dangly for my mobile?

 

[Gertch]

"Mr Spock, replace the navigator with someone I can understand what they're saying."

 

[Captain Kate]

'I don't know, you turn your back for five minutes and all of a sudden the planet's full of pikeys.'

 

[Shatmandu]

Trekkie dressed as Pike: "Man, the venues for these Trek Conventions are getting worse and worse ..."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Pike distracted the stranded humans, while his crewmen made off with their TV.

 

[Shatmandu]

Coot: "Your arrival was perfect timing ... Just this morning, our Viagra supply finally ran out."