TOS Caption Contest #92 - Duck!
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Nimoy was taking no chances with his bike.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered
Spock took his duties as Captain's wig wrangler very seriously.
Vina: "We've been stranded here 20 years, our supplies have begun to run out, we're reduced to drinking urine recyke. Thank Jesus you came"
Pike: "You're welcome."
... and then Sulu's photoshop privileges were rescinded.
Spock took his duties as Captain's wig wrangler very seriously.
Vina: "We've been stranded here 20 years, our supplies have begun to run out, we're reduced to drinking urine recyke. Thank Jesus you came"
Pike: "You're welcome."
... and then Sulu's photoshop privileges were rescinded.
Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered
Spock was determined to deliver a neck-pinch the next time Kirk thrust his crotch in a crewman's face and yelled, "pet my monkey!"
Pike: "... and why the Hell does everything around here have 'Dharma' written all over it?"
Kirk: "Spock, you smash both of them at the same time?"
Spock: "Yes, Jim. It's a Vulcan thing. You wouldn't understand."
Spock was determined to deliver a neck-pinch the next time Kirk thrust his crotch in a crewman's face and yelled, "pet my monkey!"
Pike: "... and why the Hell does everything around here have 'Dharma' written all over it?"
Kirk: "Spock, you smash both of them at the same time?"
Spock: "Yes, Jim. It's a Vulcan thing. You wouldn't understand."
Kirk: "Wait for it, gentlemen..."
*guitar solo from "Bohemian Rhapsody"*
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye...
After losing his job with the First Federation the Balok Puppet took up a career as a Chip n Dale's dancer.
Spock was led to believe his so-called "Invisibility Sneaking Potion" worked...just to give the bridge crew some much needed laughs.
PIKE:"You've lived here most of your life with a bunch of old men?"
VINA:"It hasn't been ALL bad. I got to lose my virginity and they got to remember what it was like to have blood flow to their netherregions."
Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered
When Captain Kirk smoked the whole Rigellian bowl...he smoked the WHOLE RIGELLIAN BOWL.
When Captain Kirk smoked the whole Rigellian bowl...he smoked the WHOLE RIGELLIAN BOWL.
SPOCK:"Nice ass."
VINA:"Nice ass."
Haskins: That's great! Now, you know how to get down there?
Pike: No, I'm a stranger...
Haskins: (interrupting) Now look... now look, you go down there,
down that narrow path there... until you come to the... that rock
outcropping there, you see it? Where those funny blue membrane
plants are... and there's a little clearing there... a little clearing
with a wire fence around it. You see that wire fence there?
Pike: Alright... why a fence?
Vina: Oh no! We're not gonna go all through that again!
Kirk: "Closer Spock, I want you covering my ass whenever I'm in the same quadrant as Sulu."
Sulu: "Hey!"
Kirk: "No offence."
If you're an unnamed ensign, look the other way when the Captain comes a-calling for away team volunteers.