TOS Caption Contest #92 - Duck!

[Outpost4]

It's June first and the Cubs have the best record in baseball. Since Hell must have frozen over, it's time to use the most obscene picture yet in the caption contest.

But before that, our winners are The Cutest of Borg and Mallory, although he could have also won for this Peanuts reference. You're on a roll, dude, unusual for old farts like us as we mostly roll downhill. Congratulations to you, too, Cutest of Borg.

Spock: "There's no question Captain. A human Shat here."

Vandenberg: As you can see gentlemen, serving alcohol to miners is never a good idea.

EDIT: I just realized both of these captions were clever word plays. Don't worry. I'll pick something gross and tasteless next time.

We also definitely had a photoshop winner, a combination work by Defcon, Gertch, NCC-1701, and Rat Boy. We can dance if we want to...

Spock: "Well, it grows on me."

Our new pics include a unique bridge walk and a shot from The Cage. They're clean ones.

The bonus picture was sent to me by another poster who shall remain nameless. From the general opinion of his posts, I think most of you feel he has good taste. This pic says otherwise.

This could be scary.


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (13x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
Diesel Micky Dolenz (7x)
DrBob (7x)
DS9Sega (4x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (16x)

Plus one this time for a total of 17!
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory (3x)

Plus one this time for a total of 4!
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (5x)

Plus one this time for a total of 6!
Nerys Myk (16x)

Noname Given
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (21x)

Plus one this time for a total of 22!
Redfern
SciFi75 (3x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (9x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (7x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (5x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

Mudd Club

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered

"Spock...go back to your station and stop hounding me.

I'm NOT paying you for that losing chess match."

PIKE:"She legal?"

SEX TREK 69: THE SEARCH FOR SPUNK

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: I see we have a new navigator. Spock, is this the one scheduled to die?
Spock: Affirmative, captain.

Pike: This is the worst Starbucks I've ever been to!

 

[Outpost4]

Never kick sand in a Vulcan's face.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait a minute. Are we over our Asian quota?"

Haskins: "This is Paris. She's only had the company of a few dozen horny old men for most of her life."

Sulu: "If only..."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered

Kirk (looking at navigator): Spock, who is this?
Spock: That's your nephew!
Kirk: What are we running, a restaurant?

 

[Outpost4]

Years later, it was this scene that gave Roddenberry the idea for Alien Forehead of the Week.

 

[Swarles Barkley]

The bridge crew quickly became weary of Kirk and Spock's endless game of "Musical Chairs".

 

[M'Sharak]

"Spock, are we having a 'Photoshop This!' contest? Who is that
guy sitting in the Navigator's chair? He looks like a fanboy."

 

[Shatmandu]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered

Spock later updated the Linguistics Banks to include the phrase "Crop Dusting."

Pike: "She's the only female here?"
Coot: "Yep. She's been used more than the toilet seat ... if we had one."

Some Earth erotic art exaggerated the length of the bifurcated Vulcan penis to comical lengths.

 

[Outpost4]

Dr. Haskins: We're rag merchants. Why do you ask?

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Vina:"Why yes, Captain, we do sell assless chaps. Its not our biggest seller, but I suppose you have to wear something..."
Pike:"Do I?"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered

"Hang on, Jim, I'll be in the tub in a minute"

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Spock: "'Duck, duck goose?' I fail to understand the reference."

 

[Outpost4]

Despite losing at poker last night, Kirk wasn't sure he wanted to go through with the elephant walk.

Pike To Engineering: Rig showers up in the transporter room. These folks haven't had one in 18 years.

I should have bought stock in Bowflex in 2004.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: Heh. Bought it for two bucks. I'm uploading a photo. Get that thermos on e-bay as soon as possible. We're gonna make a killing!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered

Shipboard games of Musical Chairs tended to suck.

PIKE:"How old is she?"

HASKINS:"Old enough to know that this far out all her bitchin' and runnin' won't do her any damn good."

PONN FARR 2:

SIX-PACK BOOGALOO

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Who's the idiot who assigned a Blueshirt to navigation? They couldn't find their asses with both hands and a map! The only good things to come out of the Science Department are soccer players and whores!

SULU: Uh, sir...

KIRK: It was Spock wasn't it?

SULU: Uh sir....

KIRK: And he's right behind me?

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Vina (thinking to herself): He's cute and all, but I dunno...he just seems too..."cerebral"...

 

[cooleddie74]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #92 - Recently remastered

Spock wouldn't leave the Captain alone until he got the apology for making fun of his mating cycle.

VINA:"You're an Earth man?

Wow. The PADDs put together in Bangkok were right!"

The wisdom and courage of Surak.

The abs of Tony Little.