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TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell

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Bones: "Go easy Sulu. He's a thoroughbred, not a 2 dollar whore."
 
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Kirk: "Any sign of him?"
Spock: "Readings indicate Outpost4 camped here for two days. He ... had a very intimate time ... with the local wildlife and moved on."
 
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Vanderberg: I'll be with you gentlemen as soon as "Starfleet Academy 90210" is over.
Kirk: Oooh...I love this show!
 
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Kirk changed his mind after seeing how difficult it was to get to the 'Just Jumpsuits' store in the mall.
 
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"Look here, Captain.

The orbital scans were correct after all.



Malkovich."
 
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KIRK:"We're a little pressed for time.

Can you just tell us where the Pinkberry and Gap stores are so we can go?"
 
I started off with a somewhat different idea in mind, but... I don't know... something made me do that one.
 
"I'd like to say thank you all on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition. "
 
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"Okay, okay, I'll tell you about the silicon nodules, but
first, how about a little 'Foggy Mountain Breakdown'?"
 
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Andy and Gomer couldn't wait to tell Barney about the gig they saw through the time portal in Mt. Pilate.
 
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And everyone was too busy looking at the map to notice that the silicon nodule had turned purple.....

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Kirk and Spock finally found Scott.....face down in a pool of his own vomit.
 
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