TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "We're here to test Big Brown for Equine Growth Hormones."

 

[cooleddie74]

"As you can clearly see from this updated map of the mine's complicated, multilevel tunnel complex, we don't have anyone on staff who can draw worth a shit."

 

[cooleddie74]

VANDENBERG:"DAMMIT.

I knew I should've given Johnny Fontaine that job in the new tunnels."

 

[Mallory]

Vandenberg: The war for Blood Gulch has been going on for some time, but it now appears that Blue is dominating Red.

 

[A beaker full of death]

Helen?

 

[cooleddie74]

NOEL:"Ahhhh, crap.

Wrong episode. Sorry, gentlemen!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"This site was used as a camp, sir...and within the past six to ten hours. See? There are Snickers wrappers and a used condom."

 

[Mallory]

Spock: Captain, please order Mr. Scott to beam down my pants.

 

[Rat Boy]

After the night club, Kirk and Spock continue to stalk Pamela Anderson.

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "It seems to be a buried metal door."

 

[Mallory]

Vandenberg: Even your vaunted Mister Scott may have problems addressing our plumbing issue. As you can see, I've indicated the leaks in red.

 

[Michael]

Vanderberg: "Again, folks. This is how my name is spelled. Get it now?"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Excuse me, Captain, but what does my posterior have to do with this hole in the ground?

 

[Gertch]

"It's the darnedest thing. Found it on the back of a blast door in one of the original bunkers here."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Tina Fey would spell it Vander - blurg!"

 

[Mallory]

Business cards were much larger in the 23rd century.

 

[Nerys Myk]

The class began to gang up on the substitute teacher, Mr. Vanderberg.

 

[Outpost4]

Having gotten rid of his company, Outpost promised to change out the caption contest within the next twelve hours.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; What in blazes?
Spock; Its Caption Contest 92# sir, its broken the fourth wall and is trying to get back in.

 

[Outpost4]

The Federation's first contact with the DonCorleoneans was not going well.