TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock:"It is a good design, but I believe it is over the 70kb limit..."

 

[Michael]

Spock:"It is a good design, but I believe it is over the 70kb limit..."

Resentful much?

 

[Rat Boy]

By the 23rd Century, the Roxbury catered to an older clientèle.

 

[cooleddie74]

"What is PON FARR...

T'Pring don't hurt me...

Stonn please don't hurt me...

Anymore..."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock:"It is a good design, but I believe it is over the 70kb limit..."

Resentful much?

I have no idea what you mean...

 

[cooleddie74]

VANDENBERG:"We're especially proud of it down here.

We've taken to calling it ANT FARM DUPLEX WITH PARKING."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"You'd think it would look better in HD."

 

[cooleddie74]

"We found the bowling ball here...just south of the junction where Ed Appel was struck by the pin that came out of nowhere."

 

[Rat Boy]

Announcer: "And remember, the first five thousand fans get their own Trek bobblehead doll!"

 

[Triskelion]

I'm sorry about the chart, gentlemen. I...never went to business school.

 

[Mallory]

Vandenberg: As you can see gentlemen, serving alcohol to miners is never a good idea.

 

[26138]

It's the latest model CPU from Starfleet - It's half the size of the old model, and it runs at 400 Mhz!

 

[Swarles Barkley]

It's the latest model CPU from Starfleet - It's half the size of the old model, and it runs at 400 Mhz!

I hear the new multitronic units are going to have MMX technology!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Vandenberg: My kid drew this. I think he said it was a horse.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "This queue for Pipemania is illogical, especially when the Outrun machine is vacant."

 

[Gertch]

"Gentlemen, it took me 45 minutes to draw this screensaver on the whiteboard so let me just describe how the tunnel system looks."

 

[Triskelion]

Well this is what you get when you blow the budget on krylon and soccer balls.

 

[Triskelion]

I've got to fix this window. These things are a bloody nuisance.

 

[Outpost4]

"Wiiiil-buuuurrrr."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Spock, you and McCoy take Vanderberg down to the tunnels and investigate further. I will ... discuss matters ... with this charming alien woman ..."