TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell

[SciFi75]

LOL! It will get far worse than that.

 

[Rat Boy]

Worse you say?

Haddaway (singing): "What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more"

 

[Michael]

^ *ears bleed*

Spock: "Well, it grows on me."

 

[Gertch]

Pleeeease make it stop, make it stop. *sob* Oh the hugemanatee.

 

[chancellorjake]

McCoy and Vandenburg: Dance, Dance, Dance until we all die!!! HAHAHA!

Kirk: Spock! It is spreading. You have to flee before it is too late. I can't fight the urge much longer.
Spock: It is too late, Captain. I find myself unable to resist the lure of the dance.
Kirk: Kirk to Enterprise. Initiate Bio-Hazard Protocol 1. Prepare for full orbital decontamination bombardment.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "And this is going to help us pick up chicks how?"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Spock, what is this on my shoe? Is it a new element to add to the periodic table?

Spock: Negative Captain, however we now know that the dog was in this area.

Spock: Captain, I have scaned the nearby area, there is no evidence of Emeralds.
Kirk: So where do we go from here?
Vandenberg: Use this yellow-bricked road.

 

[Mallory]

Spock: Holding your cheeks together is only delaying the inevitable Captain. Plomeek soup inevitably seeks the nearest exit.

Vandenberg: Now, as you gentlemen can see, we still have several choice lots available here in Janus VI Estates.

 

[M'Sharak]

^ Taking that for another spin...

Vanderberg: Now here is a little peninsula and here is a viaduct leading over to the mainland.
Spock: Why a duck?

 

[Outpost4]

^ Kirk: A four year old child could understand this chart. Someone run out and get me a four year old child. I can't make heads or tails of it.

 

[Shatmandu]

"You're all voting for Obama, right?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Keep nodding like I'm still giving orders."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

DIETER: "NOW IS THE TIME ON STAR TREK WHEN WE DANCE!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Damn, it's stuck in my head!"

Spock: "It is quite infectious, Captain."

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Spock: I've got Pon-Farr. And the only prescription is more cowbell.

 

[Outpost4]

You guys just keep dancing. I have company right now and won't be able to change out the contest until Sunday.

And some people think there is no place for weed in Star Trek...

 

[cooleddie74]

"As I suspected from orbit, Captain...

Webelos Scouts."

KIRK:"Where was the creature last sighted? Which section or juncture?"

VANDENBERG:"Over here...less than a kilometer from Ed Appel's stash of hardcore gay magazines hidden in the pile of rubble."

 

[cooleddie74]

...and Roddenberry would have been doing a disservice to everyone in the whole damn audience if he hadn't played the HELL outta that thing.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk and Spock subtly gesture to McCoy where the Mugato was hiding.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The mugatu came through this section of brush, Captain. See? It left droppings. Which...suspiciously...look as if they contain dead hamster remains."

Even the finest officers of the greatest ship in Starfleet couldn't help the Janus VI men figure out how to get Mrs. Pac Man to the final level.