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TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell

NCC-1701: :lol:


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"Bil-booooo... "
 
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Spock: "This is Pentaxian Poison Oak, Captain."
Kirk: "I see. And if I wiped my ass with it, it would be harmless, right?"
Spock: "Uh ..."



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Vanderberg: "I've mapped the plot holes in 'The Alternative Factor' and ..."
 
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See Captain? That wasn't your ball on the fairway. I told you I saw it land over here in the - what did you call this vegetation, Captain?

Assweed, Spock. Assweed.
 
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Spock: I believe this would be the most appropriate place to start digging captain.

Kirk: Digging? digging for what?

Spock: Why your grave of course. Since nobody likes you it is illogical for you to continue living.
 
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"The large carnivore from your survey reports, Captain...

Apparently it consumes a lot of native corn plants."
 
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KIRK:"Note to the ship's galley, Spock. Upon our return, NO MORE caffeinated beverages spiked with ginseng."
 
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Vandenburg : When does this happen in the show ?

McCoy : Ugh.

Kirk : Oh no, not this joke again !

Spock : This joke has been used so many times, we've lost count.


Vandenburg : No, seriously, when does this happen in the show ?

McCoy : Blarg.

Kirk : Maybe we should kill him, Spock ?

Spock : How about a quick Vulcan mind melt ?

Vandenburg : I'm SERIOUS when does this hap.....
(falls over from Vulcan mind melt )

McCoy : Glad that's over with.

Kirk : It had to be done.

Spock : I'll place the body in the closet.
 
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Vandenburg : When does this happen in the show ?

McCoy : Ugh.

Kirk : Oh no, not this joke again !

Spock : This joke has been used so many times, we've lost count.


Vandenburg : No, seriously, when does this happen in the show ?

McCoy : Blarg.

Kirk : Maybe we should kill him, Spock ?

Spock : How about a quick Vulcan mind melt ?

Vandenburg : I'm SERIOUS when does this hap.....
(falls over from Vulcan mind melt )

McCoy : Glad that's over with.

Kirk : It had to be done.

Spock : I'll place the body in the closet.
Security Guard: "But seriously, when does this happen in the show?"
 
:vulcan: Why do I have the feeling that everyone on the picture will be dancing before this contest closes? :guffaw:
 
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