TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "You know, Captain, every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful...if you just take the time to look at it."

Kirk: "You're some guy, Spock."

The really scary thing is, I get the reference! "The Phantom Planet" as riffed by "Mystery Science Theater 3000", right?

Sincerely,

Bill

I've been on a MST3K on YouTube bender lately.

 

[hmbnimbus]

"Well, we think they can hit a civilian population within 45 minutes causing massive casualities...

Plus they've got a whole load of Dilithium in that region..."

 

[hmbnimbus]

McCoy: "Rita Hayworth?!"

Kirk: "They've escaped!"

 

[Gertch]

Jean-Paul Vanderberg: And this my friends is my newest masterpiece. The new unisex uniform all Starfleet personell will have to wear starting this fall.

McCoy (thinking): Dammit, I'm a doctor not a supermodel.
Spock (thinking): Good thing I'm always shaving my legs anyway.
Kirk (thinking): I wonder how Rand, Chapel and Uhura will look in it.

Vanderberg: "Wait, let me un-pause it."

 

[Shatmandu]

With thanks to SirRhosis for the heads up:

<snip>

Joe, now has spotters?

I need all the help I can get!



Joe, pays well

 

[Swarles Barkley]

And these are our proposed upgrades for the Enterprise...

Is it me or is it getting meta in here?

NOW it's getting meta:

You just blew my mind!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Finally this mission offers me someone or something I can attempt intercourse with!"

 

[Outpost4]

Vanderberg: Just find that creature, whatever it is. I've got a quota to meet.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "My God, the future sure is hell."

 

[Mallory]

Vandenberg: Now, we only have three arrows available but we think we've pinpointed the location of the Wumpus right here.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"No, no...you've got it all wrong!

The cardiovascular system of the Klingon targ looks NOTHING like that!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Right here, Captain.

Your friend Tyree came this way. These droppings contain a high concentration of mako root and marital discord."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: It's going to be a Democratic year, won't it?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Look, we came here for the free vacation, not to buy a timeshare!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Dammit Spock, just how important are the floral decorations anyway?

SPOCK: Fine, if you dont want to help maybe we should just call the wedding off!!!!

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Whoooo-hoo, I love Riverdance!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Did I see a little turtle head there? Back it up ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I hate this channel! Turn it back to the one that's showing Droxine's wardrobe malfunction."

 

[Michael]

Vanderberg: "It's kind of catchy, isn't it?"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.