Spock: Look, Jim, I wrote your name.
Kirk: Twice!
TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell
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Kirk: Twice!
"You take the San Fernando freeway to the Santa Monica freeway until you get to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of the car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car and go until you get to the fork in the road"
Spock: Ptooie!!!! That Bear Grylls is full of shit, this tastes nothing like chicken.
This Week on the Twilight Zone, we delve into a future where Bruce Lee had not died. A Future where the once great Kung Fu expert has been relegated to changing the art work on Bill Shatners Refrigerator.
Vandenberg: Yeah its a great photo of her, Here let me just slip this media card into the reader. You know,someday we will be able to fit this much information on a much smaller disk.
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes he wouldn't have believed it. But Yes Sulu was invisible and yes Spock was doing THAT!
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Spock: "There's no question Captain. A human Shat here."
Spock: "Denebian Slime Devils... Very dangerous... you go first."
Vanderburg: "As you can see, we have had significant success against the infestation, superior tactics and weaponry, as well as our men's sheer indomitable will to win and repeated sacrifices over the last six months has resulted in that much territory captured from the rock monsters."
Kirk: "Excellent, excellent. By the way, what's the scale of that map."
Vanderburg: "One to one."
Spock: "So you have in effect captured..."
Vanderburg: "Six square feet."
Captain, I hear banjo music.
Yes, Spock. The only thing spookier is when it stops.
"You take the San Fernando freeway to the Santa Monica freeway until you get to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of the car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car and go until you get to the fork in the road"
Very good! Back when I was posting the contest, I thought about Art Fern and the Slauson Cutoff joke. Glad you remembered.
It's very simple, gentlemen. You just pick up the 1 Train or the 9 train at 125th street, the 9 is the express, and take it to 59th Street/Columbus circle. Then transfer to the A train. You can take the C Train, which is the local, but it'll take longer and you'll have to transfer to the A train later on anyway. Just take the A Train all the way to JFK and Bob's your uncle!
Spock; "If that Soundblaster 16 was connected to your CD drive, you could enjoy music through the speakers."
Spock; "A lolhorta if I'm not mistaken Mr Vanderberg."
Blank screen for anyone who would like one.
