'Unbelieveable. We've mastered warp drive and transporters and there's STILL delays on the Victoria line.'
TOS Caption Contest #91 - A Private Little Hell
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'Unbelieveable. We've mastered warp drive and transporters and there's STILL delays on the Victoria line.'
And this, gentlemen, is our latest model of Assless Chaps...
Kirk: "Mugato shit , and it smells fesh"
Spock:" Facinating it has little bells in it"
"Where did I get this yellow number? Let me show you
on the Floor Diagram. Okay, 'You Are Here'. Now..... "
"Spock, do you... hear anything?"
"Yes. Something from Peer Gynt, if I'm not mistaken. Why?"
Nice.
"As I suspected, Captain.
Mugatu scat."
KIRK:YES, Mr. Vandenberg...but how does one actually WIN a game of Dig-Dug?"
SPOCK:"The large carnivore you described in your survey reports?"
KIRK:"No...Tyree's mother-in-law!
He he he he...
I...I've got a million of 'em."
VANDENBERG:"As you can see from this most recent chart...
our mine gets its displays done by a ten-year-old with markers."
Spock:"Interesting, Captain. Dr McCoy appears to have been eating an abnormally large amount of corn recently..."
SPOCK:"Just as you surmised, Captain...the good Doctor went in this direction.
And it appears his beef and bean casserole from this afternoon's lunch has finally caught up with him."
VANDENBERG:"See this, Kirk?"
KIRK:"Yes. What is it?"
VANDENBERG:"I was hoping you and your officers could tell me. Damn thing's been hanging here a month and nobody can figure out what the hell it's supposed to show."
Vandenberg "And now then, eager young space cadets, here is the course we shall pursue to find Planet X. Starting from where we are, we go 33,600 turbo mile due up. Then west in an astro-arc deviation to here, then following the great circle seven radiolubes south by downeast, by astro-astrolabe to here, here, then here, then to here, and here, by thirteen point strato-cumulus bearing four million light-years, and thus to our destination. Now do you know how to reach Planet X? "
Kirk " Y-y-ye... Oh sure. "
Vandenberg Staring stunned at Kirk, then at the chart] "Well I wish you'd explain it to me some time, buster! "
Heheheh. As someone who works for Namco, that nearly made me spit-take!
Vanderberg: "As you can see, the most recent deaths were here, somewhere between Sharper Image and the Orange Julius."
Kirk: "Great! Spock, Bones, you check that out. I'll go interrogate the Victoria's Secret girls."
Spock: The Great Pumpkin always picks the most sincere pumpkin patch to rise out of. It is logical to assume he will pick this pumpkin patch. Look around. You can see that there is not a sign of hypocrisy anywhere. Nothing but sincerity reaching out as far as the eye can see.