TOS Caption Contest #89 - Come Again?

[Outpost4]

Franklin Delano Roddenberry: The only thing to fear is a cheesy effect.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock added a little bit too much LDS to environmental control.

 

[Gertch]

Guard: "Oh no, looks like he's been hurt. His scalp is coming off."

 

[scottydog]

Spock picks up the 1-2-4 spare.

 

[Outpost4]

If his Starfleet career stalled, Kirk knew he could always be governor of Minnesota.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Scotty!

You put aluminum foil in the microwave again!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"YIPPPEEE!!!

I call Pile On!!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

If his Starfleet career stalled, Kirk knew he could always be governor of Minnesohh-ta.

Fixed.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"DANCE.

This mixing console and those psychedelic lights were NOT cheap, you realize."

 

[MANT!]

Col. Fellini "Get him boys, we found his entire collection of Trekkie vegetable porn"!!

 

[cooleddie74]

The infamous Gold Velour Hazing ritual at Colorado Springs was notoriously rough...

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

When all else failed, the USAF would drop a Shatner on somebody.

 

[Shatmandu]

The code name for the Air Force's Shatner-shaped nuclear weapon was definitely not "Little Boy."

Man in the back: "We're from the future, Shatner: if you sign on to do 'Big Bad Mama,' we'll be back to finish the job ..."

 

[Outpost4]

Restocking the shelves at The Shatner Store was definitely not a job for kids.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Everybody was Kirk-Fu Fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning

Perhaps licking every frog wasn't one of Starfleet's wisest policies.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "The's bleedin' lights will not stop me from buggerin' this bonny lass. C'mon, luv, and hike up yer knickers ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Quick Jenkins! Open the big hot dog bun!

 

[M'Sharak]

Kirk: (thinking) I've really got to say something
to Spock about the plomeek; this is ridiculous!

 

[Rat Boy]

Instead of releasing doves at George and Brad's wedding, they released the old TOS lights.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Not many people are familiar with the planned sequel to "Day of the Dove," in which an alien entity gains strength by causing the crew to have unprotected group sex.