TOS Caption Contest #88 - A Quicky
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Alright men, I don't have to tell you the annual Risa Charity Hottest Buns Bachelor Auction for the Children is a real test of the Enterprise's best and bright - what the devil? Did you get lost on your way to a checkers game old man?
My viewing problem cleared up in time to see that winning caption of yours in the TNG contest
"Phasers on KILL, gentlemen. No exceptions.
The Cooleddie has been spotted on Levels 8, 15 and 17 and it has killed. Several times. With little or no warning. If you see it...shoot. Don't hesitate. Don't get on your communicator first.
Its bad double-entendres and poop jokes have cost ten lives. We're here to make sure it costs NO MORE."
Worst...game...of...Cloaked...TWISTER...ever.
Security Officer #1: Why does my new shirt smell like someone died in it?
Kirk: We're running short on red shirts and we've had to recycle. Next question?
Security Officer #2: My new shirt has dried blood on it.
Kirk: Okay, gentlemen, that concludes this meeting. Happy Horta hunting!
We're supposed to be fighting! Stop smelling my hair!
Giotto, your at the top of the duty roster, and Enterprise is out of photons. You're going in.
"Gentlemen, its Saturday and this damned contest is supposed to change soon, I still expect at least three of you to die, that is all."
Screw it, Giotto. Let's go find us a couple o' low mileage pit woofies and help 'em build a memory.
"The contest is over.
For the love of all that's sacred and just, SIT DOWN. You're creeping me out."