TOS Caption Contest #88 - A Quicky

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I'm changing this contest out early in favor of another 3-4 day one. I like those. They allow me to burn through pictures that are great one-note jokes, and I've got a doozy of one of those for this contest.

This week is Alyssa's first win! I can't believe that, but it's the case. It's about time, if you ask me. Other hat's off go to Diesel Micky Dolenz and The Squire Of Gothos.

"Curious, I too have a strange urge to look over my shoulder at the Captain."

Kirk: There, that's better... now stop fucking with the damned thermostat!

Tetris reached a whole new level in the 23rd century.

Now on to two new pictures. I apologize ahead of time for all captions in poor taste.

Remember, practice safe captioning!




TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa

First Time Winner!
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (13x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon
Diesel Micky Dolenz (6x)

Plus one this time for a total of 7!
DrBob (7x)
DS9Sega (4x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (16x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory (2x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (7x)
NCC-1701 (4x)
Nerys Myk (15x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (20x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (3x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (8x)

Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (7x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (8x)

Plus one this time for a total of 9!
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (4x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

What happened on Omicron Ceti III, stayed on Omicron Ceti III.

"Now, men, don't worry. Even if in the likely event you are killed, you may well come back to life. Isn't that the case, Lt. Leslie?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Thanks for the win

"Mmmmmhhhmmmmhhhmmmmtonguemmmmhhmmmmlemmebreatheokmmmmhhhhmmmmmm"

"Just look at the chart on the wall, only twelve ships like her in the fleet and only one bleeds redshirts like we do."

 

[Outpost4]

Heath Ledger will live as long as we have Star Trek.

 

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"Yes, ensign? ... Ahh, I see you've heard about our little joke...no, you don't want to pull a mallory."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Well, at least they're not in a bath tub."

Kirk: "Being the oldest member of the security department, if you survive this harrowing mission, Mr. Giotto, you'll be eligible for Starfleet's Redshirt Promotion and New Identity Program. I think you'll look good in gold."

 

[Outpost4]

The spores by the barn were especially powerful.

 

[Rat Boy]

When Starfleet was looking for volunteers for testing the new gay bomb, Sulu was all too eager to give it a try.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Thanks for the win!

Repealing its "don't ask, don't tell" policy was one of Starfleet's less successful ideas.

Kirk: "Now, Mr. Grayson..."

Redshirt #5: "That's 'Graydon,' sir."

Kirk: "Thank you for the correction. I'd hate to notify the wrong next-of-kin."

 

[Outpost4]

Lost by the 23rd century was the concept of get a room!

 

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"On landing parties, it's normal to see a hooded, robed man carrying a sickle."

 

[Shatmandu]

"And you svear I vill get to be Navigator soon?"

Older One: "I'll beam down with you, sir, but only if the black guy goes, too ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Some people just couldn't wait for the bath house to open.

 

[Gertch]

[Voice over] "Next time on 'Scenes that even make Star Trek fans shiver'..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, offscreen: "Aw, no! The spores got you too, Sulu?"
Sulu: "Spores?"

Kirk: "Blah-blah-blah, speech-speech-speech, cliche-cliche-cliche ..."
Joto, thinking: "Fuck it: I'm gonna frag this cocksucker, first chance ..."

 

[Outpost4]

Star Trek had a core troupe of stuntmen, who kept looking for more work.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I suspect one of you has been hitting on my girlfriend. And unless I hear which one it is, all of you will beam down with the next shore party ..."

Spock: "This hitching post is very warm, Mister Sulu. <raises eyebrow> Very ... warm ..."
The Music: "Chicka-bow-wow, chicka-wow, chicka-wow ..."
<They begin having unprotected sex.>

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Any questions?"

Hudson: "How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?"

Giotto: "You secure that shit, Hudson!"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Sulu: "Captain, permission to join the away team?"

 

[Swarles Barkley]

Kirk: Hey Wesley! How do you like "Captain Dunsel" now? Welcome to redshirt squad, bitch!