TOS Caption Contest #82 - Mod's Choice

[Redfern]

Standing Helen: "Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts!"

...or...

Book title (and apologies to David Gerrold): The Girl Who 'Jilled' Herself

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Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Rat Boy]

Amazing what can happen with one slip of the tongue in the neural neutralizer.

 

[cooleddie74]

Tonight on LOVE, FEDERATION STYLE...

A neutral neutralizer machine, a lost bet and an accident in a cloning facility lead to love!

 

[Outpost4]

The evil Dr. Noel thought that the good Dr. Noel looked really good!

 

[Defcon]

A little known benefit of being a TrekBBS mod is that T'Bonz carries you around all the time.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Statmandu:"This is paradise!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatmandu (thinking): Oh please don't wake me up, oh please don't wake me up...

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATMANDU: This keeps getting better.

SHATMANDU: Uhhhhh, too far? What the hell, I can deal!!!

 

[T'Bonz]

A little known benefit of being a TrekBBS mod is that T'Bonz carries you around all the time.

"That shit ain't right!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatmandu: "Okay, Mom, you can wake me up now. PLEASE!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Number_6 (voice-over): This is Shatmandu's dream? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Captain's log, Stardate 1475.6. Ever since we landed on planet Amazonia, I've felt something is slightly amiss...

 

[Rat Boy]

Noel: "Death to the men! Death by snu-snu!"

Shatmandu: "Please tell me that snu-snu doesn't involve stepping on exploding rocks."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Noel: "Death to the men! Death by snu-snu!"

Shatmandu: "Please tell me that snu-snu doesn't involve stepping on exploding rocks."

Shatmandu:"If I keep my eyes open there's no way the snu-snu can..."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: " And to think we found each other on a Craig's list personal add, you a bad girl"

 

[Outpost4]

Billy just knew working at this new hair saloon would be so special!



And the contest will get changed out tonight.

 

[Rat Boy]

Little known fact: Shatmandu was the casting director for Robert Palmer's famous "Addicted to Love" music video.

 

[Shatmandu]

My goodness!

Captain Shatmandu: "Spock, I've decided to stay behind and ... help ... with the training program, to get these ... fine people ... up to speed, lickety-split."

 

[Shatmandu]

As long as the wig survives, I'm happy.

Joe, humid

 

[cooleddie74]

"The Captain once told me to go f*** myself...but this is ridiculous!!!"