TOS Caption Contest #82 - Mod's Choice

[Michael]

Finally an emancipated photomanipulation.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Excellent!!!!

 

[Jptrekker]

Mallory: Captain, permission to find an exploding rock and step on it in order to escape Mr. Sulu's "secret talent"
Kirk: Only if you beat me to it.

 

[Jptrekker]

Sulu: "on the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again..."

 

[M'Sharak]

Someone is SO getting banned for this image...

A phrase from the '60s:

Never tempt the Fickle Finger of Fate.

Not just a phrase.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Skipper: Look Gilligan, the Professor has assured me there are no exploding rocks
on the island! Just gather the ferns so he can build an antenna tower to boost the
radio's signal!!

SKIPPER!!!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Ironically, the Enterprise was docking with a Wal-Mart starbase at the time.

 

[Rat Boy]

Squid: "Damn, I've been found out!"

Kirk: "I don't care, baby."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Sweet...

I finally get to be the catcher."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I wonder what the Colonel would do at a time like this?

Ahhh, screw it. Someone get me a quaalude and a Coke."

 

[Outpost4]

"Come back baby. I wanna play house with you."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Somebody had a Big #2

Red Head; "Esn Presley NO!"
Esn Presley; "Hey that Klingon Bastard, stepped on my Blue Suede Shoes I'm going to fire!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

SKIPPER!!!!!!!

We have a Winner!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Thus is every fanboy's dream fulfilled.

Noel: "This mod thread has gotten too carried away."

 

[Shatmandu]

Joe's Mom, offscreen: "Joey, wake up. Time for school. C'mon, time to get up, sleepyhead ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Mallory: "Mr. Takei, I'm with CBS. We're here to cancel your show."

Takei: "What? But we only aired one episode!"

Mallory: "And it was terrible. Boys?"

Takei: "Wait, what are you doing?"

Takei: "Oh, my."

 

[scottydog]

Seinfeld: "Man-hands!"

 

[Triskelion]

^

 

[Rat Boy]

Joe's Mom, offscreen: "Joey, wake up. Time for school. C'mon, time to get up, sleepyhead ..."

Joe's Mom, offscreen: "My God, Joey! What did you do to your sheets?"

 

[cooleddie74]

HELEN:"This is sooooo wrong...

and yet...I can't miss out on nailing some beehive before I retire."