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TOS Caption Contest #81 - Watching and Waiting
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The auditions for Star Trek XI were painfully slow.
Kirk: Alright... Who's Next?
J J Abrams; Sit down, we're only taking Nimoy.
McCoy: "I don't understand, Spock, your party at the bowling alley was so much more interesting. What happened to Vanderburg?"
Spock: "Had a prior engagement."
McCoy: "Neelix?"
Spock: "That's the prior engagement."
McCoy: "The two Asian guys in g-strings?"
Spock: "I believe they're with Mr. Sulu."
Sulu in drag next to Spock: "But I'm right here, darling."
McCoy: "I don't understand, Spock, your party at the bowling alley was so much more interesting. What happened to Vanderburg?"
Spock: "Had a prior engagement."
McCoy: "Neelix?"
Spock: "That's the prior engagement."
McCoy: "The two Asian guys in g-strings?"
Spock: "I believe they're with Mr. Sulu."
Spock's date: "I just don't like strippers."
Spock: "Yes, Dear. But we don't want to be rude ..."
Spock: "On second thought, I see what you mean."
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Spock: "Now that's more like it."
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Sulu in drag next to Spock: "But I'm right here, darling."
McCoy: "I don't understand, Spock, your party at the bowling alley was so much more interesting. What happened to Vanderburg?"
Spock: "Had a prior engagement."
McCoy: "Neelix?"
Spock: "That's the prior engagement."
McCoy: "The two Asian guys in g-strings?"
Spock: "I believe they're with Mr. Sulu."
McCoy: Couldn't even show up to his own damn party!
Jamie: He's probably porking that green slut who was here earlier.
McCoy: How 'bout we all go find a brothel?
Jamie: Mmm! Sound likes fun. Do you agree, Mr. Spock?
Spock: Yes, That would be a logical plan.
McCoy: You green-blooded horned toad. I knew there was a reason I liked you.
~ Sometime during the last year at paramount ~
J.J. Abrams : Leonard Nimoy your next to audition for Spock.
Nimoy : But I am Spock.
J.J. Abrams : What about that book "I am not Spock" ?
Nimoy goes into the story of why he wrote that for the trillionth time....
Shatner (thinking) : Hope I'm not late for the auditions.
J.J. Abrams : Leonard Nimoy your next to audition for Spock.
Nimoy : But I am Spock.
J.J. Abrams : What about that book "I am not Spock" ?
Nimoy goes into the story of why he wrote that for the trillionth time....
Shatner (thinking) : Hope I'm not late for the auditions.
Kirk (off screen): No, this one doesn't feel quite right, either.... NEXT!