TOS Caption Contest #81 - Watching and Waiting

[cooleddie74]

After the notorious Cloaked Whoopee Cushion Incident of 2266, nobody felt entirely comfortable visiting Commodore Stone's waiting room.

Greasy Pec Night on the Enterprise lasted all of two tries.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spinal Tap's auditions for a new drummer were off to a bad start.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Picard:"Yes, Jamie, this will help bring your father's killer to justice"
Kirk:"What the hell?!"
Spock:"I'm telling Commodore Stone!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Which one of these three Enterprise officers impregnated Jamie Finney? We'll find out after this commercial break!

 

[SciFi75]

McCoy: State of the art warp drive, fancy navigation system, enough deadly weapons to destroy a planet and the damn engineers could only install one functional toilet and a unisex one at that.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy (thinking): Once again, the only women in this galaxy I can get are salt vampires and androids. It's times like this that I wish someone would invite me to one of those bathhouses I hear tell about.

 

[Gertch]

"Listen, just because it was easy doesn't automatically make me a suspect!"

 

[Bad Atom]

McCoy always got the best Wi-Fi reception with his giant boomerang-shaped antenna.

 

[Ihlecreations]

One of the reasons Mego went out of business was this lame "Wall with chairs" Playset. Sure the figures could actually sit but the playability sucked.

All Hail the TechnoViking!

 

[battrekker]

Man in Vest: "Tell Sulu the Cap'n look fabulous tonight!"

 

[battrekker]

Kirk (Offscreen): " Picture yourself in a boat..."
McCoy: "Why the hell do we let him do this in every event?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Ensign Ricky tried to look busy, but he knew it was either accept Kirk's advances or be sent to his death on the next away mission.

Hmmm, all those redshirts, maybe the Captain bottles them up on deck 13 for dangerous away missions?

 

[Maurice]

BALOK PUPPET: YOU NOW HAVE FIVE EARTH MINUTES TO ENJOY MY LSD!

 

[Outpost4]

Commodore Wesley was determined to find out who was making crank calls to his communicator.

 

[Outpost4]

Not only was Kirk the captain, but he starred in Westlemania, too!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Voice over guy: "Tonight on pan-sexual Blind Date... Um, would contestant number 1 stop trying to breastmeld with contestant number two. And contestant numbers 3 and 4, cut that out!

... As I was saying..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Maitre 'd: "Mike Hunt, party of two. Mike Hunt, party of two."
McCoy: "<snicker>"

 

[Outpost4]

Jamie was going to kill Cogley for setting her up on this blind date. "Really, he's old enough to be my father!"

 

[Triskelion]

Spock: The Captain is late again.
McCoy: As long as he's dressed, Spock.
Spock: Touche, my good Doctor, touche.

I got your court martial right here!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "He's got no chance in hell in the talent competition."