TOS Caption Contest #80 - Them Some Eggs!

[Rat Boy]

...to the Lane Bryant banner ads, you crazy horndog, you.

 

[Outpost4]

Too late, the Gideon council realized it had been a mistake to look for help from the Enterprise.

 

[Shatmandu]

Natira: "We've run out of food, newguy ..."

 

[Triskelion]

Scottie: Two of us ha' got t' go. But who two is it a ganna be?

 

[Gertch]

Scot: Two of us ha' got t' go. But who two is it a ganna be?

Scotty: "Why don't we do 'rock, paper, knife' to see who stays?"

 

[Rat Boy]

A clip from "Three Scottys, One Scotch."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Here, one called McCoy...this is something we call 'Crunk.' "

 

[cooleddie74]

Thankfully, the CBS/Paramount and Spike TV-approved mega-crossover between all the different TREK incarnations and original channel programming never saw air.

 

[Defcon]

Spock: My mind to your mind ...
Vanderberg (thinking): Oh great, I bet the next thing he says to me is that I can't use the Balokpuppet as a sextoy anymore because it has a family.

 

[Tim]

SPOCK: "Captain, this would indeed appear to be one of the fabled 'balls of steel' that you have been seeking."

 

[DrBob]

 

[Ihlecreations]

SPOCK: Most illogical. There is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port...

And two weapons engineers are arguing about a railing.

Giggety Giggety

 

[Ihlecreations]

Vandenberg: Was That Adam West running out of here?
Spock: Yes he handed this to me while murmuring something about getting rid of a bomb. Fascinating.

 

[Triskelion]

No, don't swallow it. Spit it in the bucket. Now we'll try the merlot.

 

[Outpost4]

 

[Rat Boy]

In a deleted scene from Christopher L. Bennett's novel Ex Machina, Natira tries to convince McCoy to stay by slipping him a roofie in his drink.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Nimoy: Frankly, science fiction is balls.

 

[Shatmandu]

Natira: "Since you've joined us, I've been setting up gyno appointments for the seven thousand females on this ship. Can you do two at a time?"

 

[Rat Boy]

...to the bowling alley bathhouse picture. Now Ceiling Spock needs a lot of booze to clear that image out of his mind.

Spock: "If this somehow wins the contest, we'll never see the end of this gag."

 

[Mister.Woof]