TOS Caption Contest #80 - Them Some Eggs!

[Defcon]

Kelley:You should feel lucky, they usually don't allow women in these parties.

Quinto (pulls off mask): I'm not a woman.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "This is the worst birthday ever."

 

[Outpost4]

Shatner: He's the governor of New Jersey?
Nimoy: Ex-governor.
Shatner: And that's his wife?
Nimoy: Ex-wife.
Shatner: And we're here for?
Nimoy: Ex-hibition.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I was told there'd be a stripper."

Vanderburg: "I am the stripper."

Kirk: "This is nice, Bones, but you should have been at the party on Picard's ship."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "After this drink, have the Vulcan plucked and readied, my Queen."

 

[Jptrekker]

Harry: Our caption contest has been too quiet, so we came over here.

or

Seven: That Picard is really great, and his bowling isn't bad either!

or

Seven: Well they warned us about this forum, the sight of his assless chaps has scarred me more than the Borg ever did.
Harry: Those chaps do make my job as an ass-kissing ensign easier.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Wacky Sitcom Plot #26

When an unscruplous bartender tries to steal McCoy's secret family recipe
for mint juleps, Spock and Kirk go undercover as waitresses to stop her.
Hilarity ensues

 

[Rat Boy]

Natira: "And these are your sisters? I don't see the resemblance."

 

[Rat Boy]

Natira: "These barristas look familiar."

Kirk: "Uh...no speaky English."

 

[Outpost4]

Natria: Leonard, honey, let's get out of here. These guys give me the creeps.

 

[Woulfe]

Starfleet Temperal Police are going to have someone's head on a platter from this mess....

Dang Romulans screwing with the timeline and this is what you get....

- W -
* Yet another nod to the new film, who knew ? *

 

[Rat Boy]

Kenny tries cheeszing with dog urine. Needless to say, this wasn't what he was expecting.

 

[Triskelion]

I wish Shatner wouldn't throw me a party every year and then not show up.

 

[Gertch]

Perhaps Spock should be helpful and help that woman hold the kids head?

 

[Outpost4]

Or at least take her picture.

 

[Gertch]

 

[Outpost4]

Franz Joseph tried to repress his homosexuality but it creeped out in his nightmares.

 

[Rat Boy]

Vanderburg: "Would someone please just kill me now?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Kids...

don't do Risan hashish.(TM)

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Remember, Spock...Miss Natira promised Bones he could rub you down until the Happy Ending.

Don't spoil this for him. He is dying, you know."