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TOS Caption Contest #80 - Them Some Eggs!

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In the Star Trek universe, Charlie's Angels ran for 37 years.
 
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Are you telling me that you managed to shrink Shatner's ego 1000 times and this is the result? Fascinating.


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Natira -- Yes, the sextuplets are yours. Oh, wait, you mean you aren't the one named Kirk?
 
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"We have similar objects back on Vulcan. We refer to them as 'Giant Rabbit of the Sokar Valley Pellets.' "

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"Drink. Eat. Be well, McCoy.

Soon you will need your strength...for the Full Release."
 
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VANDERBERG:"Dammit, Appel...you were supposed to order the EROTIC one with the Skittle nipples!"
 
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Spock: "Someone wrote 'Carl' on my birthday cake."
<the others giggle and snort>
Spock: "My first name is not Carl, and I'll mind-meld the shit out of anyone who says it is ..."
 
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Wacky Sitcom Plot #12:

Spock and Kirk pose as servants to help McCoy win the heart of his new
lady love. McCoy gets lost in the part and hilarity ensues when the guys
plot revenge.
 
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SPOCK: Most illogical. There is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port...

And two weapons engineers are arguing about a railing.
 
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