TOS Caption Contest #80 - Them Some Eggs!

[Rat Boy]

Announcer: Coming up next it's "I Dream of Jeannie."

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock: Let's see...if I cut two holes into this melon and laid a towel on the floor...

Vanderberg (thinking): That's it -- I'm moving to the mines on Tana Zune.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: Let's see...if I cut two holes into this melon and laid a towel on the floor...

Vanderberg (thinking): Damn. McCoy's got three holes in the other caption photo...

 

[alchemist]

"

Because of Natira’s cheating, McCoy eventually lost the staring contest. Oh, it wasn’t so much the Tabasco-spiked drink that got him, but when those barmaids dropped their tops…

 

[Triskelion]

Nimoy: Soccer ball and Krylon. Remarkably similar to the cosmetic hemispheres on the engineering set. It's so hard to stay in character when my suspension of disbelief is constantly undermined by a cheap-ass studio budget.
Lynch: Keep your dirty gobs off my crueller, Fontana.

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: I'm going to need the whole bottle. Better yet let me get Scotty down here with a case of scotch. This is going to get ugly.

 

[Rat Boy]

Patty (muttering): "A redneck hick's the best she could do?"

Selma (muttering): "At least he's not a bald moron of a Neanderthal."

McCoy: "Hey, I can hear you, you know."

 

[alchemist]

Spock: “Mr. Vanderberg, now that Captain Kirk is gone and the door is locked, let me demonstrate for you what these Cialis nodules will allow me to do.”

 

[cooleddie74]

Vandenberg didn't have the guts to tell Mr. Spock that it was a Rigellian Kaylar's gall stone.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"So...does this whole deal have a Happy Ending? 'Cuz if not, I'm outta here."

 

[Outpost4]

M'Sharak didn't know if he'd survive the BR's hazing ritual.

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy (thinking): Don't stare at her tits, don't stare at her tits.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Why do I get the feeling, ladies, that Oompah Loompahs and a guy in purple crushed velvet are gonna come in the room at any moment?"

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "I admit I deliberately botched your sex-change operations, Outpost4, Shatmandu, and Rat Boy. But that's what you get for setting me up with fishface asswipe coffee man."

 

[Rat Boy]

I'm afraid to ask who's who.

 

[SciFi75]

Spock: Fascinating. It is merely a game of skill where one must employ the proper amount of skill and force to sucessfully knock down the appropriate number of pins. If I were to emply the proper mathematical equation.....

Vanderburg: ::thinking:: Why in the hell did I go bowling with a Vulcan?

 

[Jptrekker]

Spock (rambling): This is truly fascinating. Look here. The ball is not perfectly smooth, thus requiring the subject to take into account the geometry of the sphere. This is truly remarkable, where did you humans come up with this...bowling.
Vanderberg: (thinking) I could have been a pirate, or stayed in mining, but no I had to go on the pro bowling tour with "Mr. Logic" here.

 

[S'kai]

Spock's difficulty in comprehending Earth customs became apparent when his fellow cadets set him up to moon Prof. Vandenberg.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Fascinating. I can see Alice."

 

[S'kai]

In order to pre-empt any marketing attempts by competitors, Steve VIII opted to present the prototype iCorder to the public, in spite of some unresolved miniaturization design issues.