TOS Caption Contest #80 - Them Some Eggs!

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Ribbed for your pleasure, Mr. Vanderberg?
VANDERBERG: <whistles>

SPOCK: As you can plainly see, what Star Wars fans fail to account for in their Trek vs, Wars posts is the relative size difference between our Galaxy and that one a redundantly long time ago in a galaxy redundantly far away.
VANDERBERG: ...

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Death Star, my ass!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my three-point shot."

 

[Gertch]

"Watch where you point that Spock, we're out of redshirts."

 

[cooleddie74]

"According to my scans since we left Level 15, I have concluded that Hortas are all armed with internal superlasers. THAT is how they can effectively tunnel as such a quick rate."

 

[Outpost4]

"Mmmmmm...muskmelon."

 

[Jptrekker]

Emperor: I now turn this briefing over to the special envoy responsible for our newest jobs program...

(thanks go to Orac who did the Emperor photoshop for the GTD Photoshop This III thread.)

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Incorrect. Clearly it is *I* who has "got the whole world in his hands."

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "Odd. I have never seen cloud-cover on an earth-like planet before."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock: All I did was communicate that I seemed to be having tremendous trouble with my lifestyle.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Mister Vanderberg, why did you shave this Tribble?"

France, in a very tiny voice: "Nous nous rendons*!"



* "We surrender!"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Let's see...if I cut two holes into this melon and laid a towel on the floor...

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "This object reminds me of Prom Night, for some reason ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Lefty the Salesman: "It'll only cost a nickel."

Vanderberg: "A nickel!?"

Lefty the Salesman: "Shhhhhhhhh!"

Vanderberg: "A nickel?"

Lefty the Salesman: "Riiiiiiiiiiiight."

 

[Outpost4]

Natria: You want the Amazon asteroid, the next one over. This is the Matron asteroid.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "So that's how fish-looking coffee asswipes reproduce."

Spock: "Somehow I doubt this tribble will turn out as attractive as the one from two weeks ago."

 

[Outpost4]

 

[Woulfe]

In the, it just had to happen department !

After years of asking about the infamous bowling ally on Star Trek JJ Abrams bulit it for the new movie, here we see Zach Quinto holding a futuristic looking bowling ball in a rare behind the scenes photo.

Not only that we see McCoy, here played by Karl Urban, Married with not one but two daughters, that's right, count them two daughters.

When reporters asked about the 1960's look to these sets and costumes JJ said " No comment"

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak, the fish-looking fortune teller asswipe: "Sign you name, money I name, otherwise future telling no."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy, flatterer: "I usually get all bonered up for girls much younger than you, with much less of a muffin-top, but what the fuck, right: I'm dying! Ass is ass at this point, you know?"