"See. Her skin is combination. Told you my sensors picked up huge deposits of Neutrogena on this planet."
TOS Caption Contest #78 - Spock Picks Pic
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"See. Her skin is combination. Told you my sensors picked up huge deposits of Neutrogena on this planet."
"And the Survey for Most Frozen Hot Dogs Anally Inserted During a College Hazing is..."
I've got to change this contest tonight!
"I vill take de women.
How much for de women? I vant your women! How much for de little girl?"
"Logically, by using the yellow button twenty percent more often I will reach 100,000 points much sooner...especially if a Journey ballad is involved."
"And the winner of the very first three-way championship game after two overtimes is..."
"Take on meeeeeeeeeeeeeee...take on me...
Take me onnnnnnnnnnnn...take on me...
I'll...be...yours...in a...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
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The greatest hits of 1985 and 1986, all in one two-hour unedited package.
Now how am I supposed to get the new contest on line if you guys keep interrupting me, making me look the fool I am? Here I'm trying to be seriously put out and pissed off and you're just making me laugh at myself. Thanks, fucker. Thanks a lot.
Just be glad this hasn't descended into a bathhouse Photoshop contest.
Spock: "And most likely to totally derail a caption contest with a gay bath-house joke is...."
"And the Survey for Most Frozen Hot Dogs Anally Inserted During a College Hazing is..."
Oops. My mistake here. I got mixed up. I forgot Rat Boy does the Movie caption contest. It is cultcross that will have to judge all the gay bath house jokes.Yeah, you're fucked, Rat Boy.
Seems to me I made the first gay bath house joke, didn't I?I owe you a beer.
Now how can I trash Rat Boy's contest in ways I haven't already?