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TOS Caption Contest #78 - Spock Picks Pic

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Spock: "They appear to be gorged."
 
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Wedge: "That's impossible, even for a computer."

Spock: "I'll have you know I've been accused of being one, Mister."


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Spock: "It gonna rain!"
 
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Spock: "Some testicle-slapping storms will batter Texas, where I chafed my thighs running like a girl to piss rather than save JFK."
 
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(This is a terrific photoshop, by the way. The shadows on her collarbone fall perfectly.)
(Thank you.)

For once its not just a case of good humour but technical ability too, shouldn't we award some sort of bonus prize for photoshops of this sort?
Normally I'd wait until the end of the contest but you're right, Squire, this deserves special merit.

For stupendous photoshopping skills, I honor Belar with the Ice Cream Kid Award.

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Congratualtions, Belar. :bolian:
 
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Spock: "I just can't do this anymore. The weather ... is not logical."
<pulls out hand phaser, puts to head, pulls trigger>




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I think that's cooleddie's high school senior yearbook photo.

Joe, no room to talk
 
Normally I'd wait until the end of the contest but you're right, Squire, this deserves special merit.

For stupendous photoshopping skills, I honor Belar with the Ice Cream Kid Award.

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Congratualtions, Belar. :bolian:
I don't know if I should laugh or cry. (Or if I should notify the moderator that I've been flamed.:p) But I gratefully accept this dubious honor. Oh, there are so many people I want to thank! First there's ... *cue leave-the-stage-music*
 
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Nimoy: "And now, to motivate you and to show you all who you're fighting for, my collection of nudes."

Rebel pilots: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


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Sulu: "Well, the Caretaker did say we could have anything."
 
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Spock: "So you can't think you can hit a measly two-meter wide thermal exhaust port. We used to do that crap all the time back in my galaxy. Fine, I'll fly lead."

***Later***

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Spock: "This was harder than it looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooked!"
 
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Spock: Where are we going?
Rebel pilots: Planet Ten!!
Spock: When?
Rebel pilots: Real soon!!
 
- Meanwhile in some alternate Universe not too different from ours -

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Shatner : What's this ?

Takei : It's an editing room, they use it to edit movies with.

Shatner : I could of used one of these on Star Trek V.

Takei : Paramount LET you direct without you not knowing about editing rooms at all ?

Shatner : It was in my contract.

Takei : Point made.

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Nimoy : Ah, it's too bad i'm happily married.

Takei : I'm not.

Nimoy : But, you're gay.

Takei : Point made.

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Nimoy : And here we see a bunch of pissed off Star Trek fans going from Texas to D.C.

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Nimoy : Aren't these Star Trek conventions great, oh wait, this isn't a Star Trek convention is it ?

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George Lucas goes a bit too far remastering Star Wars yet again !

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Ron Moor listens to the fans to have Nimoy guest star in BSG and regrets it.

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The only "LOGICAL" choice in 2008 !

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Spock : There are at least 100 more me's in this time-line, and all I wanted was some chicken vindaloo, I never got any.

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The new pesident visits a famous landmark in 2010

Spock : I hope there's room for me in here somewhere.

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The new president performs Shakespear sometime in 2011

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Near election time....

Spock : I'm going to win all 50, so put that in your pipe and smoke it Hill !

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The reason he won ?

Spock : I'm going to make pot leagle in all 50 states.

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The catagory is - What people think Shatner's hairpice is made out of -

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* I think I got them all now *

P.S. Now excuse me as I have to drink a KEG due to all these photomanips....
 
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Spock:"And this one is from our trip to Yosemite National Park, where I saved the balding fat-ass from becoming 'one with the ground.'"

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Spock: "And these are examples of what humans call a 'Running Gag'"
 
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