TOS Caption Contest #78 - Spock Picks Pic

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Well, with this strike on, I guess we'll have to edit Star Trek V ourselves, George."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: Mr. Sulu, are you certain you need these old film canisters?

Sulu: Absolutely, Captain, look for the ones marked, "J. Holmes."

Spock: See, captain? "She" has an Adam's apple. I told you Sulu was a fairy.

 

[Kegek]

Nimoy: Give this girl a few sundaes and she'll look swell in my new picture book.

They were drunk and vulnerable, but now what's done is done and the footage had to be destroyed.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

WooHoo! I won!

Spock: "I'm not sure I understand, Captain. She has no whiskers on her face yet you call her 'a beard'?"

 

[Gertch]

The Vulcan Hillary Gag Grip

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Here it is at long last, the original footage!
Sulu: Captain, couldn't we have just found it on ebay?
Kirk: Shhhhh!

Spock: I'll take this one.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock:Look, Jim, no gag-reflex!

 

[Michael]

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "I asked to see your cellulite, not your celluloid!"

 

[Michael]

Kirk flicks on his little flashlight.
Sulu: Captain, I think you have just exposed this film.

Girl (thinking): WTF am I doing here? That's not how I imagined my career in Hollywood.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Did you hear that? Sounded like velcro."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: I've never been in this part of the ship Mr Sulu, where are we again?
Sulu: Behind the view screen.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Kirk:Mr Sulu, would you please quit staring at my ass"

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "I don't see how the destruction of the Earth could be caused by a single piece of film."
Kirk: "The Balad of Bilbo Baggins is not merely a 'piece of film,' Mister Sulu ..."

Spock: "If Mister Sulu will pardon my pulling of rank, I'll take this one."
Sulu, thinking: "Oh, thank God ..."

Spock: "The Caretaker's TV aeriel read my mind before creating this one."
Kirk: "So?"
Spock: "She is made to my specifications."
Kirk: "So, what, she's logical?"
Spock: "No. If any of you attempted intercourse, it would be like parking a single shuttle in a two-shuttle hanger deck."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Kirk: "Wait, where the hell did Spock go?"

 

[Michael]

Kirk: I knew he wouldn't bear watching my original print of "2 Girls 1 Cup".

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "What year is this?"
Kirk: "1968. Mid-July."
Sulu: "Shit. Too early."
Kirk: "For what?"
Sulu, down: "Shatmandu was born in August of this year. I planned on strangling him in his crib."
Kirk: "Oh."
Sulu, very down: "Yeah ... Man. <shakes head> So close ..."
Kirk: "I hate to see you like this. Tell you what, we get done here pretty quickly, and I'll have Spock beam us to Indiana and you can kick his mother in the stomach."
Sulu: "Oh, that'd be awesome!"

Angela Martine, thinking: "I've got a stray nipple hair or two, but that's fucking crazy ..."

 

[Michael]

^

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock: Captain, analysis shows the presence of curious compounds within the plant structure. Doctor McCoy has begun extended analysis of the leaves, he has also requested we beam down taped footage of non-corporeal beings as he believes he may be in a better state to appreciate them.

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "If you'll excuse me Captain, I'm gonna go ruffle a few feathers."