TOS Caption Contest #77 - Sunset Strip

[Rat Boy]

Terrell thought the joke was getting old.

 

[Alyssa]

Spock was dertermined to win the bet that he could outrun the captain around the ship.... he just took it a bit to seriously.

Lame i know but all the good jokes are taken

 

[Michael]

Terrell thought the joke was getting old.

Thank you, but who's cleaning my screen off the Pepsi now?

Lame i know but all the good jokes are taken

I like it.

 

[T'Bonz]

Hey! I thought that had been destroyed! I was told so!

Er, I mean, there were NEVER any videos! I'm NOT that kind of girl!

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Wait, Mallory, stop! At this rate, we're going to be out of redshirts by the end of the episode."

Spock: "My car!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Killian voiceover: "Tonight on The Running Man, we have a new runner fighting for his freedom. It's the Vulcan Vigilante, he strikes fear into the hearts of men, he makes women moist, guilty of crimes against eyebrows, violating virgins once every seven years, and two at a time at that. From the 23rd Century, right into your living room. It's Carl Spock! Tonight at 10"

We now return you to the last part of Triskelion Triple Jeopardy."

 

[Rat Boy]

Freeman: "What got into him?"

Scotty: "A Klingon burrito, that's what."

 

[Gertch]

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"Gosh, Mr. Seven, your assistant Miss Lincoln...she's dreeeamy!"

 

[Michael]

Spock is a Cylon. And he has a plan.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "Stop, Bill! I won't let you ruin your career...er...which one's the real you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

ENSIGN:"Can...can you do that thing with your...with your pen device again?

I haven't felt this good since that night in the Cub Scouts."

 

[cooleddie74]

We've secretly hidden a trap door beneath the small blue access panel directly in front of Commander Spock! Let's watch what happens when our lie about a crewman in the adjacent corridor having a life-threatening accident gets our favorite human-Vulcan hybrid to step on it!

 

[M'Sharak]

This makes me think of one of those "O.J. running through the airport terminal, hurdling luggage and banks of seats" commercials.

 

[Outpost4]

Freeman: "What got into him?"

Scotty: "Sulu, but let's not go there, OK?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Wait!!!!

Don't put the bidet in my quarters!!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

You know, there's something familiar about that photo they just released of the Times Square bombing suspect...

 

[CaptainJon]

Gary 7: "I want some of what he's got."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Intercom: Gate 19, gate 20, gate 21, gate...