TOS Caption Contest #77 - Sunset Strip

[M'Sharak]

The Federation may have gotten ahead of themselves when they eliminated the quarter.

 

[CaptainJon]

'Tis only a flesh wound!

 

[Maurice]

An NBC executive's set visit confirmed the stories about that hippy Roddenberry and his commune.

After all, Spock said he'd give his right leg for the chance to serve on the Enterprise...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

This is a good morning, a caption win (thanks!) and we're straight into another contest.

Gary (thinking): But this cigarette doesn't even contain marijuana...

 

[chancellorjake]

Gotta Go. Gotta Go. Gotta Go Right Now.
If you have that Gotta Go feeling, ask your doctor about Detrol® LA.

 

[Classic Fan]

Even vulcans couldnt stand the smell of their own farts.

Shatmandu: "I'm losing my mind! Now I see this Balok puppet everywhere. Maybe he'll go away if I ignore him."

Is it just me or does the Balok puppet looks good on a suited body. It just works.

 

[Outpost4]

LSD was unknown in the 23rd century until Gary Seven arrived.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Shatmandu: "I'm losing my mind! Now I see this Balok puppet everywhere. Maybe he'll go away if I ignore him."

Is it just me or does the Balok puppet looks good on a suited body. It just works.

The shading on the hands makes it perfect. Afro-Shatner suits the slouch too.

 

[Alyssa]

W.Shatner: Hey Len, guess what we did with your bike?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Lansing: "What's with the look of ecstacy, that isn't in the script... Gene, want to get security down here? Another fan has snuck onto the set."

Spock: "Meep Meep!"

 

[Outpost4]

Somebody photoshop in Wile E. Coyote, please.

 

[Swarles Barkley]

This just in: Nimoy lands the coveted "Heather Mills" spot on "Dancing With The Stars"!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock's Vulcan veneer crumbled when it came to his peephole into Rand's sonic shower.

Shatmandu: "Hey, the back of the line for Uhura's quarters is waaaaay down there to my left, dude."

 

[Furlong]

Spock Running:

"¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!"

-or-

Spock had seen many horrors in his life, and never faltered, but then one day, he met Harry Mudd's wife, Stella...

 

[Outpost4]

After the accident, Spock wondered why Jim started calling him Peg.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Somebody photoshop in Wile E. Coyote, please.

 

[Shatmandu]

Security cameras reveal who put the flaming bag of dog shit on McCoy's doorstep.

 

[Outpost4]

For Talk Like A Pirate Day on the Enterprise, Spock thought it was Walk Like A Pirate Day.

 

[Balthier the Great]

Spock rushes off to find a Shrubbery after the Knights Who Say Ni kidnapped Kirk.

Unfortunately, His Logicks had failed him, as he thought the place to find the Shrubbery was the Hallway of the Enterprise.