SPOCK:"The Captain wears a hairpiece. Tell everyone."
TOS Caption Contest #74 - The Gamesters of TrekBBS
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SPOCK:"The Captain wears a hairpiece. Tell everyone."
PETTYJOHN:"Interesting...this trophy looks like something Gene showed me in his office the day he hired me."
ProtoNerd, thinking: "I'm going to get sooooo much ass from this award."
Spock: "Sulu is having Midnight Movie Night in his quarters later. There'll be drugs, too."
McCoy: "What's playing?"
Spock: "'Deliverance.'"
Scotty: "Pass."
McCoy, rolling eyes: "Yeah, pass. I already had plans to get high and cornholed somewhere else, thanks."
Spock, trying to be one of the boys: "Gentlemen, I, uh, am endeavoring to ascertain if you have, um, observed the large, er, uh, breast size of the Captain's new yeoman."
Scotty: "Aye, like ripe plums, they be."
McCoy: "Y'know, Spock, you're all right."
Spock: "Ship's censors indicate Outpost4 is busy creating a fansite to his favorite male American Idol contestant."
Scotty: "Ah, shit."
McCoy: "Fuckin' Myspace."
"Gentleman, I have consulted the ship's main computer and run numerous scans...and I have unfortunately come to the conclusion that this particular Caption contest is NEVER going to end."
PETTYJOHN:"If this Caption contest goes on any longer, Gene, my face is going to split in two and slide off..."
SPOCK:"Twenty credits says this contest will go on another three to seven solar days."
SCOTT:"Yer bloody on."
McCOY:"What the hell...count me in."
cooleddie74 said:
SPOCK:"Twenty credits says this contest will go on another three to seven solar days."
SCOTT:"Yer bloody on."
McCOY:"What the hell...count me in."
Scotty: "Winner gets to have bonny sex with the Captain's hairpiece!"
Spock and McCoy turn and stare.
Scotty clears his throat and walks away.
Spock; Gentlemen, if we remain here for one more solar day, I suggest that Doctor McCoy create the next caption.
Bones; I'll have nurse Chapel prepare pictures from the patient files.
Spock; Doctor, I do not believe that to be ethical.
Bones; I'll start with the Captain's file.
Spock; Proceed.
SPOCK:"The communal men's lavatory on Deck 6 is plugged up. Pass it on."
McCOY: (*Sighing*) "Well...THERE goes tonight's Taco and Pizza Party in the mess hall."
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I just know there are several "When this caption contest began Fred Pohl was young, now look at him," or "feline/female anatomy" jokes in this picture combined with the original one of P, P & R.
Go to it, Joe!
Sir Rhosis
I just know there are several "When this caption contest began Fred Pohl was young, now look at him," or "feline/female anatomy" jokes in this picture combined with the original one of P, P & R.
Go to it, Joe!
Sir Rhosis
