TOS Caption Contest #74 - The Gamesters of TrekBBS

[26138]

Okay, Doctor, when Jim comes out of the lavatory, you and Mister Scott will restrain him whilst I run in and spray the air freshener.

 

[SPOCKED]

Pettyjohn: Ok, which of you lameass perverts thought up this outfit?

Pohl: Uh, that would be me, the Assistant Regional Producer...

Roddenberry: Assistant toooooo the Regional Producer!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Provider 1: "Five hundred quatloos that he'll hurl after the entire six pack."

Provider 2: "Seven hundred that he passes out."

 

[Shatmandu]

Gene knew how important is was to cup the balls.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Drink deeply...this is a popular beverage on my homeworld. We call it 'Mad Targ 20/20.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Should we tell the Captain this entire five-year mission was just one enormous, staged practical joke by his old classmate Finnegan?"

 

[EnsignJulka]

Haha! I love the captions!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

"What about EnsignJulka, Spock?"
"Loves the captions, Doctor."
"Aye... "

 

[Shatmandu]

Nimoy: "No, just me. You're both dead."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Awww, the new movie rears its head again

 

[Shatmandu]

The Squire of Gothos said:
Awww, the new movie rears its head again

Isn't language amazing. Six short words convey so much.

Joe, flowery

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"It is agreed, then. We go see the new movie...but you only get to boo and hiss during scenes that I am not in."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Here...this will strengthen and refresh you. Plus, it will make you totally trip balls and see weird things in a few moments."

 

[M'Sharak]

cooleddie74 said:

"Here...this will strengthen and refresh you. Plus, it will make you totally trip balls and see weird things in a few moments."

"Yeah, right -- like people with transparent skulls which allow you to see their brightly-colored, pulsating brains?"
"Ohhh, you'd be surprised... "

 

[Outpost4]

Shahna: Drink up. It will cause green cats to grow out of your head and the current caption contest will continue until you get home next Monday.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Don't drink TOO much. There's nothing worse than a Drill Thrall who has to pee every two or three combat intervals. Totally screws up the wagering."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Stop! No more. You've been making me drink this stuff for two weeks. I have to pee!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Miss Uhura just left the bridge to use the restroom on Deck 3. Now is our opportunity...Mister Scott, you loosen the bolts underneath her chair...Doctor, you sprinkle inflammatory powder on her communications earpiece."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK- I appear to have thrown my back out. Could you assist me to the nearest chair?

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Do either of you gentlemen know how to break the encrypted password on hardcore Risan subspace sites?"