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TOS Caption Contest #74 - The Gamesters of TrekBBS

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Seriously, I heard from a friend whos cousin was on a starbase in the Orion sector who went to the Academy with a guy that served on a freighter with a guy who ate pop rocks and then drank a coke, and his stomach exploded.

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I can't drink that, I just ate some pop rocks. It's true I heard it from someone on my crew who has a friend whos cousin was on a starbase in the Orion sector who went to the Academy with a guy that served on a freighter with a guy who ate pop rocks and then drank a coke, and his stomach exploded.

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Spock: "... and I woke up on the floor in my quarters with my pants down around my ankles."
McCoy: "Told you not to drink with the Captain."

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Kirk: "They still make Fresca? No shit?"
 
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"And if Jimmy is a very good boy, Mistress Shahna will untie you before the laxative takes effect."
 
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SPOCK:"Have I ever told the two of you I hate you? Well. Now I have. Back to your stations."
 
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<everyone whispering>
Spock: "Uhura came over last night."
McCoy: "No shit?"
Scotty: "Were her 'hailing frequencies' open?"
Spock, raising eyebrow: "On all decks, if you know what I mean."
 
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"Shahna, I think it's time . . someone explained the . . . facts of life to you."

"Do you wish to do so, then?"

"Yes I do. You see . . . when a man has already taken . . . ninety-four sips of alcohol he is . . . . automatically excused from any further participation in . . drinking games, so that he can . . . go to the emergency room and get himself treated for . . . alcohol poisoning."
 
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SPOCK:"Remind me to ask the Okudas if they can Remaster Mister Scott's missing finger.

And expanding gut."
 
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Well, now that Kirk is a gladiator, we need a new captain. I am of course the logical choice.

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They've put an Afro on Spock, so the rules say you gotta drink this Romulan Ale.
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Pohl: So our wives think we're winning this award for writing?
 
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"Nobody inform the Captain his bald spot has become painfully noticeable until we reach Starbase 11."


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I'd like to teach the Thralls to fight...in per-fect har-mony...I'd like to buy Jim Kirk a Coke...to keep him com-pa-ny...


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"And the best thing about your trophy is that it's powered by three D-cells and stores conveniently in any bedroom drawer!"
 
So I know it's been thrown around a bit, and I finally decided to do it - if it's inappropriate, let me know and I'll take it down:


My caption is: "What's she doing here? She wasn't even in this episode!"
http://usera.imagecave.com/insignif/caption-rock.jpg
 
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Spock: "Doctor, your chart tracking the crew's penis lengths has appeared on Mr. Scott's upper monitor."
McCoy: "I know. I'm the top blue. Middle gold is Kirk."
Scotty: "*snurk*"
 
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"Run a level-1 diagnostic on the bridge control panels, Mister Scott. Try to find out what these blinky buttons and unmarked switches do."
 
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"Drink, Captain. You'll need it for strength when you fight Kloog. Plus, this particular formula has 50% fewer carbs and one-third the sugar of other Provider energy drinks, so it's better for you!"
 
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