TOS Caption Contest #74 - The Gamesters of TrekBBS
- Thread starter Outpost4
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SHAHNA:"It is true...diet combat protein liquid DOES taste more like regular combat protein liquid."
SPOCK:"We are all in agreement, then...NONE of us have any remote clue what the colored streaks on the monitor behind us are supposed to represent or even do."
SPOCK:"A-weem-a-wop-a-weema-wop..."
SCOTTY:"On...the star-ship...the wee old star-ship..."
McCOY:"The helmsman sleeps to-niiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
KIRK:"You've got a can and bottle opener the size of a shuttlecraft behind you...and you open my bottle with your fingers?!"
Quoted for humour
"Do not worry, Captain...I didn't leave any backwash in it."
"It is agreed then, gentlemen.
The velour used in these particular tunics shrinks too badly and needs to be replaced. I will contact the Starfleet Quartermaster in my next subspace message to Earth."
A second later, Spock shouted "BOO!"
Spock; Gentlemen, I have made the computations for time warp, Mr Scott, you will furnish us with a contemporary firearm, Dr McCoy, you will find the building known as the "book depository warehouse".
The Squire of Gothos said:
Spock; Gentlemen, I have made the computations for time warp, Mr Scott, you will furnish us with a contemporary firearm, Dr McCoy, you will find the building known as the "book depository warehouse".
- HOWEVER -
Thier mission was doomed for failure becuse it turns out that other time-travelers are allready there, several times over no less.
With these other time-travelers is JFK himself from an alternate time line where he lived, he's the one on the grassy knoll.
- W -
* Yes I saw that on Red Dwarf *
"Gentlemen, while I appreciate your human desires and the want to explore them, downloading hardcore Orion and Risan images on the engineering station's monitors HARDLY qualifies as appropriate on-duty behavior for senior officers."