TOS Caption Contest #74 - The Gamesters of TrekBBS
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SPOCK:"When Mister Chekov leaves the bridge, you gentlemen hide his chair and I will have ship's stores replace it with a big red beanbag."
"And the Viagra Award for Biggest Boobs on a Science Fiction Television Program goes to..."
S & M TREK: The Pepsi Generation
Ms Pettyjohn gets ready to promote her new line of perfume called 'Pussy #9'
I win... again! Thanks 
Spock; Mr Scott, from his drooling and glazed expression, it appears that Doctor McCoy has been drinking warp coolant again. Have you shared it with anyone else?
Scott; Um, no sir.
Shahna; If you are thirsty Captain, Mr Scott beamed this down for us.
Kirk; Scotty? Wait mmmgghgghhhh!
Spock; Mr Scott, from his drooling and glazed expression, it appears that Doctor McCoy has been drinking warp coolant again. Have you shared it with anyone else?
Scott; Um, no sir.
Shahna; If you are thirsty Captain, Mr Scott beamed this down for us.
Kirk; Scotty? Wait mmmgghgghhhh!
Yea, I won again, and it took me only several trys before coming up with something that supassed "When does this happen in the show ?"
Spock, Scotty and McCoy debateing the "Merrits" of this weeks adventure....
Here take this drink, you'll need it, i've read the rest of the script....
Gene ( thinking ) I hope I still look this good years from now, however I think I might go grey early if I keep haveing to deal with the morons at NBC over this show....
[ truth be known he did go grey early due to just this ]
Fred ( thinking ) God, I should of took my glasses off, I bet I look like a dork....
Pettyjohn ( thinking ) I'll never be remembered for this, I should do porn, then folks will remember me for SOMETHING....
Spock, Scotty and McCoy debateing the "Merrits" of this weeks adventure....
Here take this drink, you'll need it, i've read the rest of the script....
Gene ( thinking ) I hope I still look this good years from now, however I think I might go grey early if I keep haveing to deal with the morons at NBC over this show....
[ truth be known he did go grey early due to just this ]
Fred ( thinking ) God, I should of took my glasses off, I bet I look like a dork....
Pettyjohn ( thinking ) I'll never be remembered for this, I should do porn, then folks will remember me for SOMETHING....
Outpost4 said:
Spock: Let me help you up, Mr. Brady.
Okay, sorry, I must admit that I don't get this one. . . is it a "Brady Bunch" reference, or does it refer to Jim Brady, President Reagan's press secretary, or someone totally off my radar?
Sir Rhosis
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Tom Brady--who spent a lot of the Super Bowl on his backside.
Tom Brady--who spent a lot of the Super Bowl on his backside.