TOS Caption Contest #74 - The Gamesters of TrekBBS
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Later that night Pohl, Roddenberry and Pettyjohn watched "Where No Hugo Has Gone Before."
SPOCK:"When Mister Sulu gets up to use the men's lavatory on Deck Three, Mister Scott will put Krazy Glue adhesive in his chair and you, Doctor, will scatter itching powder on the helm controls."
"It is a new beverage our Providers have obtained for our nourishment. They call it Night Train."
GENE:"No, this is actual size. That's why the ladies never ask me to leave the set!"
PETTYJOHN: "Congratulations Gene! The judges said you were like a vacuum cleaner with a pufferfish attached."
GENE: "I couldn't have done so well without Mr. Pohl's help."
POHL: *smiles*
"And first prize for one-shot guest actress most likely to bounce off of Gene's naked lap while he smacks her butt with a mink glove is..."
The poll says best pole goes to Pohl.
Off camera, Poul Anderson sulks.
Sir Rhosis
Okay, okay, I know. Mr. Anderson's first name was pronounced "pool," but it fit the look of polls and poles, etc.
The hollow coconut-like ka-THUNKS when their heads collided made Mr. Sulu feel...yes. It had definitely been worth it to volunteer for an additional duty shift on the bridge.
Miss. Pettyjohn was eagarly awaiting a opertunity to try out her new toy in the privacy of her home.
Shanha: "HEY!! No Backwash!"
SPOCK: The Admiral is paying us a surprise visit and unfortunately, the Doctor and I just shared a bottle of vodka. Tell me, Mr. Scott, what do you smell? (*breathes out heavily*)
SCOTTY: (*sniff*) Scotch.
McCOY: See Spock, I told you we shouldn't have drank that before the vodka!
PETTYJOHN: Do you think in the future people will be sharing pictures like this
through some sort of interconnected computer network? Perhaps captioning it
with risque sexual innuendo?
RODDENBERRY: Unlikely.
POHL: Leave the Science Fiction to the professionals sweetie.
It appeared Kirk was wrong and Shahna had been right all along. Diet Triskelion Ale DID taste more like regular Triskelion Ale, and cost three fewer quatloos.
SPOCK:"This episode sucks. Agreed, gentlemen?"
McCOY and SCOTT together:"Agreed."