TOS Caption Contest #72 - Right Here And Now Girls Talk

[Shatmandu]

Miranda: Hmm. Do we have any salt, Daddy?

 

[scottydog]

Welcome back, Shatmandu. Your sick, twisted, highly inappropriate sense of humor has been missed.

I thank God for the healthy new addition to your life

 

[Mallory]

Shatmandu said:
I've missed it, and I've missed you folks.

It's good to know that you're OK and to see you again, even briefly. That's one cute addition to the family.

 

[Outpost4]

Miranda kisses her brother Soyuz, proving once and for all they are part of the same class.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Shatmandu said:Chapel, to McCoy off-screen: I'm not sure "F is for Fisting" is very appropriate, Doctor.
McCoy: The Captain wants her up to speed as soon as possible.

Joe, back

The break clearly hasn't affected your sense of humour. Caption contest or responsible parenting, tough call

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

If kids won't look cute for the camera, superglue will suffice.




Congrats on breeding Joe! :thumbsup:

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "I varned you the violent reach-around is a Greek inwention, not a Russian inwention, Keptin."

Chapel: "See, lil' Uhura, what you saw Nursey Christine and Doc Lennie doing was just wrestling ..."

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: Vell, Keptin, he is Greek and runs around half-naked in a dress. Vat did you expect?

The girls found the X-Tube video, Jimmy The Greek.



(You know, those are both real obvious captions. Funny I didn't think of them until you-know-who showed up.)

 

[Woulfe]

Once again reflecting current Star Trek news.....

Walter : You're not in the new movie, now get over yourself.

William : Okay, okay.

The gals see a poorly shot by a cell phone and posted on You Tube of the Star Trek teaser and clearly seem to be enjoying it quite a lot

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Check and mate, Keptin!"

Kirk: "That's your dramatic one-liner?"

 

[Woulfe]

I can't believe none of you did the obvious !

~ Brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnssssssss ~

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Eh, I owed Scotty thirty Federation Credits, so his death really doesn't bug me all that much."

Chapel: "Sex is something between one man and one woman <under breath> not one woman and half the friggin' ship, like you were before ... <teaching again> Anything else is dirty and bad."

 

[M'Sharak]

Chapel: Dr. McCoy, the new site is up! Right, paramount.com/startrek...
Uhura: Wait, what th--... Christine, it's just the logo -- nothing else!

Shatmandu said:

Miranda: Hmm. Do we have any salt, Daddy?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

After seeing this week's caption contest, the female BBSers get quite broody.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatners: And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

 

[Woulfe]

^ Oh lord ! ^
It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything just now.
- W -
* Giggleing *

 

[Shatmandu]

Chapel: "Yes, I suppose the duckie could mate with the chicken. Nothing wrong with that ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatmandu said:

Chapel: "Yes, I suppose the duckie could mate with the chicken. Nothing wrong with that ..."

Uhura: "...and then we just need to get the turkey involved and we'll have ourselves turducken!"

 

[Roxana]

Chapel: "Women running the Enterprise? What a joke!"
(someone post an image, please)

 

[Alyssa]

Here you are!

Roxana said:

Chapel: "Women running the Enterprise? What a joke!"