TOS Caption Contest #70 - Bridge Mix

[cooleddie74]

"My condolences, Yeoman. It must be difficult...burying your limited acting ability underneath all that hair."

"ALRIGHT...

Who smuggled the skull bong onto the bridge without my permission?!?"

 

[NathanielM]

Rand: Damn it Captain you kept me up all night! and Suprise... DADDY! I'm Pregnant!
Spock: <thinking> You bastard!
Kirk: I did WHAAAAT?!

Little did everyone know and realize they were next to the Beatles Sound Stage and concert.

"I love you Yea Yea Yea, I love you YEa Yea YEa YEA!"

 

[DrBob]

Photo edit:

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Kirk: "She's behind me, isn't she?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

DrBob said:
Photo edit:

Kirk: "She's behind me, isn't she?"

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Dang, I forgot my two pencil erasers."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

The chief engineer, quickly transferred to another ship afterwards, foolishly installed all new bridge equipment with an arc welder.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "What the? Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie!"

 

[NeonMosfet]

Rat Boy said:
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Kirk: "What the? Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie!"

Blue Boy and Pinkies.

 

[Wingsley]

Is this thread now officially out of control?

 

[Woulfe]

^ Only if you hate the PUNishment going on around here ^

- W -
* Fastest PUN in the west ! *

 

[Outpost4]

Spock wondered how he'd missed the memo regarding Rand Dress Up Day.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Well, one of us is going to have to change and it sure is hell isn't going to be me."

 

[M'Sharak]

^

The faux pas that is a captain's yeoman's worst nightmare.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

From that moment, Mitchell was banned from eating Spock's Atomic Vegan-Chili

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk (to himself): Bitch stole my outfit!

 

[Stag]

Kirk: MITCHELL!!! I don't care how much you like "Once Bitten, Twice Shy" I told you Great White was never to perform on the bridge!!

--or--

Kirk: Slingshot around the sun?!?!? ... Damn you Spock and your crazy ideas!!

 

[cooleddie74]

The best weed was saved for SPECIAL missions...

 

[cooleddie74]

RAND:"Well. The tests came back from Dr. McCoy.

My beehive is pregnant."

 

[Kegek]

A dread chill came over Kirk and Spock, as realised there was a woman on the bridge.

Tim Burton's early tests for a colour scheme that would conform to his dark blue aesthetic but also satisfy the fans unquenchable need for canonical accuracy were less than successful.

 

[A beaker full of death]

Scotty! You can tango with Dr. Dehner later! Right now would you please put out the damn fire??