TOS Caption Contest #70 - Bridge Mix

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: He never looks it me in that way.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "You've blown how many quatloos on betting on college football?"

 

[scottydog]

Kirk's Don Corleone impression had the usual consequences.

 

[scottydog]

Turned into a midget, Kirk hated hearing from Rand that size matters.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"NO, Janice.

I told you to wear the see-through one."

"Uhhhh, Jim...I think your bridge sauna idea just went kaput."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Whitney: "Brrrrrrr!"
Shatner: "Is it tooo cold in here for you Grace?"
Nimoy: (Thinking) "What is it with you Bill?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Damn.

Forgive me for staring, Yeoman...but...

Wow. I didn't realize until right now just how damn BIG that thing was. You could produce a decade's worth of honey in that bastard, couldn't you?"

Now they're in FLAVOR Quadrant.(TM)

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMN substandard wiring! Last time we get Risan day labor to rig our ships!"

 

[Noname Given]

Captain Kirk: "What do you mean by 'The rabbit died.', Yeoman?"

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Kirk HATED when the helmsman of an approaching Klingon crusier forgot to switch off his 'High-Beams'. Was this intentional?

 

[M'Sharak]

"Captain... ?"
"Yes, Yeoman?"
"I'm gonna hurl."

 

[Tim]

KIRK: Wait...you're not on the pill?!

 

[Jamee999]

KIRK: Which one of you twerps opened the window!
SPOCK: It was him!
BLUESHIRT: It was him!
KIRK: Don't make me come back there!

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Damn! Of course it's just after the warranty expired!

 

[Outpost4]

Rand: If you must have my vibrator, Mr. Spock...

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Carl! For God's sake, put your pants back on!"

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "Well we got that over with. What are the chances the Enterprise will ever have another console explode?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Rand: "Captain, I'm sorry I drank your Romulan Ale and slept with your best friend!"
Spock: "Fascinating? Miss Rand did you not know he hasn't been de-fleaed yet?"
Kirk: "Yoman; You Drank My secret stash of Ale?"
Rand: " No, just half a glass"

Esn. Knoxville after watching a 21st Century movie with one of his great ancestors wanted to try the stunt shown in it. Unfortunately he had consumed too much Romulan Ale prior to lighting his "Blue Angel"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk was unsure whether to replace the broken tube viewscreen with a new LCD or plasma model.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (thinking): Why is her beehive purring?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Yeoman Smith-Jones: Gary fall down!!!