TOS Caption Contest #69 - Christmas Cheer

[Outpost4]

It's caption contest #69 and I don't have a rotten, sexually explicit joke for it. Where in the hell is Shatmandu when we need him?

Last week's winners are two old favorites, emphasis on old.

The Giggling Elf said:

Kirk: "Is this where we purchase LDS?"

Naughty Boy said:

Scotty: "Aye, the shit's hit the pattern buffer now."

And with all the photoshopped entries, I had to pick one. This scottyuletide caption of a Naughty Boy creation made me laugh.

scottyuletide said:

Spock: "Captain, it is illogical to eat at the McGuardian of McForever."

Congratulations, everyone.

Here are these week's photos. One is from a deleted arboretum/rec room scene from the third year. I downloaded this ages ago although I'm sure it came from Capt.Mac. I home he doesn't mind me posting it here. I know we all appreciate his great website.

Instead of wrapping gifts, caption away!

TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (10x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
DrBob (5x)
DS9Sega
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (9x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
Kahloke
KJM
Mallory
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (4x)
NathanielM (2x)
Nerys Myk (10x)
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (15x)

Plus one this time for a total of 16!
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (10x)

Plus one this time for a total of 11!
Shatmandu (4x)
Sir Rhosis
SpiderMonkeeDolenz
T'Bonz (5x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Laughing Vulcan (7x)

Plus one this time for a total of 8!
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (4x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (2x)

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Want to join our band?

Damn, all I want to do is change the channel!

 

[blakbyrd]

McCoy: Do you take requests?
Spock: Sorry, Doctor. I don't know any Lynyrd Skynyrd...
Kirk: ...can you play...
Spock: ...nor do I know any Elton John...

 

[Gertch]

McCoy: "We want to try out for the main vocal opening. The captain is just waiting for Scotty to replicate a cigarette."

 

[RedShirt]

McCoy: "No, Spock, this is an intervention. We love you an want to help you get over this unhealthy fascination with this Bilbo Baggins character before our ears bleed out and we're forced to shove that harp up your ass."

Scotty: "Oh for the love of... I told her never to text me while I'm working. What the hell does "OMGLMAOGTFOBBQXYZ!!1" mean, anyway?"

 

[Outpost4]

It looks like Mario and Luigi die again!

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Obviously you've never heard the song, She's So Fine, by The Chiffons.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Scotty should have realised it was an anal probe the moment he found it in Sulu's locker.

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: So, who is this Michael Bolton?

 

[Outpost4]

* message on screen *

YOU ARE HOLDING THIS AUTO-EROTIC DEVICE BACKWARDS

 

[Woulfe]

Spock : I'll be perfoming "Jingle Balls" for the Christmas party.

McCoy : The song is called "Jingle Bells" Spock.

Scotty ( reading from screen ) : Naughty, Nice, Naughty, Nice, Really Naughty....

Scotty finds The Secret Santa's list hidden away on the ship, every year it's hidden in a new location, this time it was in a locker in Engieneering.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Why, Spock! I've noticed you've been carrying around that harp of yours a lot lately. Trying to hide a little...something?"

Spock: "If you must know, it is not that little."

Mr. Scott set about on the daunting task of putting labels on all the buttons on the Enterprise.

 

[M'Sharak]

"Le Petomane ThruWay"? When did they put this in?

 

[Rat Boy]

M´Sharak said:

"Le Petomane ThruWay"? When did they put this in?

Scotty: "Now what'll that asshole think of next? Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

 

[CaptainJon]

"Ay, it's givin' me the finger!"

 

[Gertch]

"What the devel? The Jeffries tube has polyps? Wait, Proctological, *beep* Gynacalogical *beep* ah, Engineering. Who was playing with my scanner?"

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: Aye, Captain, I am detecting traces of Grace Whitney's acting career.

 

[Rat Boy]

To prevent any further accidents, Scotty was ordered to take a Breathalyzer test before he was allowed to work on the warp engines.

 

[Outpost4]

Hello. I'm Groucho and these other two are Chico and Zeppo.

 

[Outpost4]

CaptainJon said:

"Ay, it's givin' me the finger!"

Kirk: Take it, Scotty, take it!