TOS Caption Contest #68 - Feet Don't Fail Me Now

[Rat Boy]

Coach Spock: "I am a Vulcan! I am forty! Come after me!"

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: Just the facts ma'am we're here to investigate a murder.

Spock: Yes Ma'am, he was a big fat ugly goon...

*dragnet theme in background*

The new Disco boots for the 23rd century are here and they are PSYCHADELIC!

 

[NathanielM]

Coach Carl Spock: "We're gonna woop those Klingongs in the Intergalactic Superbowl and I don't even need my Afro and glasses! Just my lucky Abe Vigoda Hat!"

 

[M'Sharak]

A shadow? Negative. No one is casting a shadow on me.

 

[Rat Boy]

True, this doesn't have anything to do with this contest, since it is the season and since most of the characters originated in the TOS caption contest, it seemed fitting:

 

[Outpost4]

Cool. Merry Christmas to you, Rat Boy.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Try to blend in. Quick. Find a NIXON/AGNEW button or make a Wonder bread sandwich."

"Damn Klingons and their targs...hacking up everywhere."

 

[cooleddie74]

"We are announcing today we are trading Ensign Pavel Chekov for a navigation officer with moderately less stupid hair."

 

[scottydog]

Naughty Boy said:
True, this doesn't have anything to do with this contest, since it is the season and since most of the characters originated in the TOS caption contest, it seemed fitting:

Merry Christmas to you, too, Naughty Boy, and to everyone else on this wonderful board

 

[blakbyrd]

Naughty Boy said:

Me likey!

For a moment, I didn't see Mr. Balok Puppet, but now I do.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Quick...the base security is coming! Stand still...pose like a J.C. Penny menswear mannequin..."

Shatner's rapid hair loss during shoots became all too painfully evident by the middle of the second season.

 

[Mojochi]

How ever will we put out that fire, Spock? Oh, I got it. We'll use this flame retardant synthetic clothing to smother it out"

"Uh... Capt-.....meh, whatever you say, Jim"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hello, gentlemen...I'm Kirk...this is my associate Spock...

I wonder if you've ever thought about the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern, up-to-date enyclopedias?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I'm sorry, but who the hell are you people?"

Carl Spock: "We're the ghosts of Christmas' funky."

Picard: "I can see that, but that doesn't explain the Muppets."

Kermit the Frog: "We got lost on the way to Fozzie's mother's house."

Picard: "And Hillary Clinton?"

Hillary: "Primary season's only a couple of months away!"

Picard: "And the bag of cats on your head?"

Hillary: "It was a gift from Obama. Strange, I haven't been able to do anything all day because of it."

Picard: "And the Gorn?!"

Gorn: "I'm here for the canary. I promise I shall be merciful and quick."

Picard: "And who the hell are you supposed to be?"

Balok's puppet: "I'm here to make sure no one notices that Diamond Jim doesn't have any legs."

Diamond Jim: "Hey!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Don't do drugs during the Holidays.



I mean...seriously. Look at them. Come on.


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[Outpost4]

And I'm gonna be as high as a kite...by then. [/Shatner]

 

[cooleddie74]

"No...Ensign Vick did NOT engage in illegal targ fighting. And rumors that he euthanized several of the animals following poor performances in the ring with a theragen nerve agent derivative are illogical and false."